Ultimate Zombie Survival Team

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  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    I'm an accountant and let me tell you, this whole idea is gonna cost a fortune. Without me you will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy before the zombies have even begun to get peckish!
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
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    I run marathons-Cardio, cardio, cardio
    I am NOT going to run out of ammo
    I kill all sorts of critters & turn them into food
    I've watched a lot of zombie (and similar genre) movies
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
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    Oh, I forgot to mention that I can speak Zombie, urgghhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhh

    Essential for discussions over the non-prolification of eating humans negotiations that are bound to be necessary.

    Have you got a name for this Elite squad yet? I know some really sound marketing people who may need to part of the Elite squad, just to make sure you get your brand right.

    Oh and some lawyers. We will need lawyers because there are some real health and safety issues here and if the Zombies get hold of a good lawyer you could be facing some serious discrimination litigation.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    BTW, in a pinch, if we need to really escape the area I can fly and land a plane. No cupholders so someone will have to hold my drink :drinker:

    LOL... I'm sure that can be arranged. :wink:
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    BTW, in a pinch, if we need to really escape the area I can fly and land a plane. No cupholders so someone will have to hold my drink :drinker:

    LOL... I'm sure that can be arranged. :wink:

    I said HOLD my drink, not DRINK it! :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • ShyGirl89
    ShyGirl89 Posts: 60 Member
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    I've been preparing forever for a Zombie Apocalypse (I have a bit of an obsession lol). So there's that plus the fact that since I love zombie games and movies, I love shooting the walking dead.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    A real patch on my tactical gear.


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  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
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    Aww this one is a no brainer, 25 years military experience, small arms expert, military instructor for shoot, move, communicate, taser, baton, pepper spray. I am fit and take no *kitten*!
  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
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    sign me up. I'll supply the ammo.
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  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
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    *BUMP*
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
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    YAH! Zombie Talk!

    I have been busy since the last time we chatted! :-)

    BUG out bags have packed, each child has to carry his/her own ****!

    Starting to buy and store items!

    Hubs thinks I have lost my mind!

    I was out in my garden the other day, and just dawned on me that I live 2 miles from the USDA. So.. dont think my farm is as safe anymore!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    A real patch on my tactical gear.


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    Added as a friend - bring your gear, I've got plenty of alcohol :drinker:
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    I can grow stuff to eat & shoot stuff to eat.
    I can make wine/mead.
    I can drive a tractor.
    I can handle a gun (handgun, shotgun or rifle) well.
    I can read and follow maps well.

    JM
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    WINNER! I want one of those decals!!!!!

    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
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    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

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    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Team Name ideas

    My first offer --- Grateful Non-Dead

    Add yours!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    I gotsta gets me one of those!!!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    I gotsta gets me one of those!!!

    Get in line...I was here first! :tongue:
  • waterrabbit1104
    waterrabbit1104 Posts: 9 Member
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    I'm an engineer. Using a target (or better yet a home depot + radioshack), i can construct an early warning perimeter system around our temporary base camp. With time, I can refine it for accuracy and distance. And finally, I can find a way to convert our vehicles from gas/diesel to solar so that we don't run into the issue of gasoline shortages.

    Oh yeah, and I'm ok with a firearm.

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