Ultimate Zombie Survival Team

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  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
    YAH! Zombie Talk!

    I have been busy since the last time we chatted! :-)

    BUG out bags have packed, each child has to carry his/her own ****!

    Starting to buy and store items!

    Hubs thinks I have lost my mind!

    I was out in my garden the other day, and just dawned on me that I live 2 miles from the USDA. So.. dont think my farm is as safe anymore!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    A real patch on my tactical gear.


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    Added as a friend - bring your gear, I've got plenty of alcohol :drinker:
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    I can grow stuff to eat & shoot stuff to eat.
    I can make wine/mead.
    I can drive a tractor.
    I can handle a gun (handgun, shotgun or rifle) well.
    I can read and follow maps well.

    JM
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    WINNER! I want one of those decals!!!!!

    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

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    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Team Name ideas

    My first offer --- Grateful Non-Dead

    Add yours!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
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    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    I gotsta gets me one of those!!!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    IMG_1352.jpg?t=1337223770

    Finally! My Zombie obsession pays off!

    I gotsta gets me one of those!!!

    Get in line...I was here first! :tongue:
  • waterrabbit1104
    waterrabbit1104 Posts: 9 Member
    I'm an engineer. Using a target (or better yet a home depot + radioshack), i can construct an early warning perimeter system around our temporary base camp. With time, I can refine it for accuracy and distance. And finally, I can find a way to convert our vehicles from gas/diesel to solar so that we don't run into the issue of gasoline shortages.

    Oh yeah, and I'm ok with a firearm.
  • fluffyfeathers
    fluffyfeathers Posts: 47 Member
    HELLO LOOK WHO MY HOMEBOY IS
  • dasboogs
    dasboogs Posts: 2 Member
    LOLOLOLOL!!! I'm so ready. I'm part of the Zombie Apocalypse Response Team. Got lots of guns and ammo and know how to use them all lololol. My zombie strategy is to take them out from afar so they don't become a close quarter threat. (read: zombie sniper.)
  • Sj20fame
    Sj20fame Posts: 205 Member
    I'm a great SLAPPER and I will slap the shyt out of each and every one of you for believing in zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    had me rollin!:laugh:
  • WildFlower7
    WildFlower7 Posts: 714 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.

    And I will be teaming up with you. I'm great at cooking and making almost anything from scratch. I am very resourceful and can stretch just about anything for as long as I need too.
  • fluffyfeathers
    fluffyfeathers Posts: 47 Member
    OH YEA AND I GOT SOME WEIGHT TO LOSE SO I CAN SURVIVE WITH WEIGHT LOSS FROM LACK OF FOOD:laugh:
  • Sj20fame
    Sj20fame Posts: 205 Member
    Everyone has really been talking about this on FB, whats this about!?
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    LOLOLOLOL!!! I'm so ready. I'm part of the Zombie Apocalypse Response Team. Got lots of guns and ammo and know how to use them all lololol. My zombie strategy is to take them out from afar so they don't become a close quarter threat. (read: zombie sniper.)

    ZART?

    No, ZART is a bunch of sissymary's. Join ZORT.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

    IMG_1017-1.jpg

    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.

    Guns make too much noise...

    I prefer

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    or
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    or
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  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    I have my swords, ninja stars and darts, and daggers ready. Sign me up.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I'm a great SLAPPER and I will slap the shyt out of each and every one of you for believing in zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice.

    If you were female, I'd be willing to pay upwards of $50 an hour for that kinda action.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    i prefer to just beat them to a pulp with my fists....
  • waterrabbit1104
    waterrabbit1104 Posts: 9 Member
    Aww this one is a no brainer, 25 years military experience, small arms expert, military instructor for shoot, move, communicate, taser, baton, pepper spray. I am fit and take no *kitten*!

    I want to roll with this guy!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

    IMG_1017-1.jpg

    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.

    Guns make too much noise...

    I prefer

    492103725_tp.jpg

    or
    double-agent-sword.jpg

    or
    PSESidewinderXPPackage.jpg

    Ditch the crossbow, and stick with the swords/ machetes/ katanas!

    How come you never see them throwing molotov cocktails into groups of zombies in the movies?
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

    IMG_1017-1.jpg

    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.

    Guns make too much noise...

    I prefer

    492103725_tp.jpg

    or
    double-agent-sword.jpg

    or
    PSESidewinderXPPackage.jpg

    Ditch the crossbow, and stick with the swords/ machetes/ katanas!

    How come you never see them throwing molotov cocktails into groups of zombies in the movies?

    Because the only thing worse than the undead hordes trying to eat your brain is undead hoards trying to eat your brains WHILE ON FIRE!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    All team members need that tactical patch and this decal. Now we need a rendezvous point, code names and some short-wave radios and we're in business.

    Every home should have this course...

    IMG_1017-1.jpg

    Because of the recent Zombie lawsuits in California, who accuse ZORT of abusing their basic non-human rights and misidentifying corporate types and politicians as the life-impaired, the courts have set the following guidelines on what to look for to identify the life-impaired,

    1. Disheveled Appearance
    2. Unresponsive to communication
    3. Pale, often clammy or decomposing skin
    4. No concept of personal boundaries
    5. Motivation to eat the brains of the living

    If you witness life-impaired activity, notify the Zombie Outbreak Response Team right away.

    Guns make too much noise...

    I prefer

    492103725_tp.jpg

    or
    double-agent-sword.jpg

    or
    PSESidewinderXPPackage.jpg

    Ditch the crossbow, and stick with the swords/ machetes/ katanas!

    How come you never see them throwing molotov cocktails into groups of zombies in the movies?

    Crossbow gives you distance!! And I like the Molotov idea, but zombies would be impervious to the pain and could still chase you down while they burn. Arrow/bullet/chop the head off = done. From a distance with a launcher, though, like at night into a group - that would be a good plan.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member

    Crossbow gives you distance!! And I like the Molotov idea, but zombies would be impervious to the pain and could still chase you down while they burn. Arrow/bullet/chop the head off = done. From a distance with a launcher, though, like at night into a group - that would be a good plan.

    my biggest issue with crossbows is they are bulky, awkward to carry, have limited ammo (which you must recover and hope wasn't bent during your shot), are slow to reload, worthless up close, require 2 hands, and require expert marksmanship to hit a grapefruit-sized target... all while under duress.

    My strategy would be to be ninja-like until they are in my space, then slice & dice... have my high-cap 9mm for a back-up, and a long range weapon (AR-15 is good enough) for taking out threats who may be approaching my other non-suspecting teammates at a distance.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
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  • FretheMJsmokingcannibal
    FretheMJsmokingcannibal Posts: 314
    Good Sniper here and quiet fine with a hand gun too!
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member

    Crossbow gives you distance!! And I like the Molotov idea, but zombies would be impervious to the pain and could still chase you down while they burn. Arrow/bullet/chop the head off = done. From a distance with a launcher, though, like at night into a group - that would be a good plan.

    my biggest issue with crossbows is they are bulky, awkward to carry, have limited ammo (which you must recover and hope wasn't bent during your shot), are slow to reload, worthless up close, require 2 hands, and require expert marksmanship to hit a grapefruit-sized target... all while under duress.

    My strategy would be to be ninja-like until they are in my space, then slice & dice... have my high-cap 9mm for a back-up, and a long range weapon (AR-15 is good enough) for taking out threats who may be approaching my other non-suspecting teammates at a distance.

    Unlike guns, you can carve an arrow - one of the useful things my dad taught me - but you have a point about it being bulky. For up close that's where I'd use the machete or the sword.

    You seem to be group leader of this thing - thinking you should make one of those separate groups.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
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    I need that. My daughter wants a bow and arrow, and my 3 year old wants a sword. We play zombie all the time, which is hilarious to watch the toddler saying "Mommy play Zombie brains!!!" My husband thinks we're nuts, but I'm feeding him to the zombies first so that's okay.

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