Tell Me Why You Should Be My Friend
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I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.
nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.
It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:
your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.
In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.
*raises eyebrow...more info please
Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.
well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.
Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you0 -
Hmm.
Hmmm.
I just one upped you!0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.0 -
I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.
nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.
It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:
your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.
In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.
*raises eyebrow...more info please
Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.
well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.
Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you
If you didnt mention them I doubt they were there...but I am 6'5 maybe I need to look down...."oh hey whats up little dude"0 -
I'm more than twice that age. That must count for something. :ohwell: As a gemini, I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. I'm about 6 friends all in one person. lol Because of this duality, the only thing consistent about me is my inconsistency.I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.
nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.
:flowerforyou: :glasses: :smokin: :devil: 0 -
Hmm.
Hmmm.
I just one upped you!
Bah. I give up. And this is why I could never be friends with you.0 -
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Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.
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well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.
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Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you
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If you didnt mention them I doubt they were there...but I am 6'5 maybe I need to look down...."oh hey whats up little dude"
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Now you're just reaching. I shall take my under 27-year-old self to some other thread.0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? 0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
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Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.0 -
Maybe I haven't been on here posting as much as I thought I had because I don't recognize you or know why I should have to apply or make myself look good for you. :P Maybe you should explain to me why I should want to be friends with you. I'm pretty darn picky as well.0
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Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you include EXACTLY how ahole you are in the next 5 min.... you will receive DOUBLE ahole for dummies for the low, low price of $1.99 ..... andddddddddddddd you get free shipping and a life time guarantee! Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we can all hang up, and miss out on this lifetime opportunity .... because reallyyyyyyyyyy, honestly... we have dealt with an "Iam_thatdude" c0*k sucker kinda guy and pray religiously (even tho we aren't religious) that we NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR have to deal with that ahole EVER again 0 -
Im addicted to porn.
I cheat at checkers.
And, if you give 100 percent, I'll give you 101% back!
D'oh!
Almost forget, My Cat can beat up your Cat!0 -
Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.0
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Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.
lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one 0 -
Maybe I haven't been on here posting as much as I thought I had because I don't recognize you or know why I should have to apply or make myself look good for you. :P Maybe you should explain to me why I should want to be friends with you. I'm pretty darn picky as well.
oh maybe you havent heard..iam_thatdude0 -
Because I'm super sexy, that is all0
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Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.
lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one
ok, if that makes you sleep better at night.0 -
Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.
those are good answers...but you didnt work at a funeral home in Mucnie, Ind in 1987 did you?0 -
What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:0
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What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:
u only dont want to be my friend because you fear my rejection. Its completely understandable.0 -
Maybe I haven't been on here posting as much as I thought I had because I don't recognize you or know why I should have to apply or make myself look good for you. :P Maybe you should explain to me why I should want to be friends with you. I'm pretty darn picky as well.
oh maybe you havent heard..iam_thatdude Ha, everytime I hear someone referring to someone as 'that dude' it is never good. Usually that obnoxious dude. You him? I suppose so. Goodluck with your many applications. I'm sure those on your friends list are very lucky indeed. 0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.
lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one
ok, if that makes you sleep better at night.
Yawn. :yawn:
Really? Thats the best an ahole can come up with??
lmfao.......0 -
Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.
those are good answers...but you didnt work at a funeral home in Mucnie, Ind in 1987 did you?
Nope nope. Actually the name of the Funeral Home I work is like an ironic one, kinda like the Library Cop on Seinfeld being named Bookman.0 -
Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests?
your copy is in the mail!
I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho
um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.
lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one
ok, if that makes you sleep better at night.
Yawn. :yawn:
Really? Thats the best an ahole can come up with??
lmfao.......
Look, I feel bad for you. I know that rejection is tough and you have to know it wasnt about you. Its about me, really.0 -
Give me a chance! I can change! Lol!0
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Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.
those are good answers...but you didnt work at a funeral home in Mucnie, Ind in 1987 did you?
Nope nope. Actually the name of the Funeral Home I work is like an ironic one, kinda like the Library Cop on Seinfeld being named Bookman.
Good, good, I dont need evidence coming back to haunt me0 -
Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.
those are good answers...but you didnt work at a funeral home in Mucnie, Ind in 1987 did you?
Nope nope. Actually the name of the Funeral Home I work is like an ironic one, kinda like the Library Cop on Seinfeld being named Bookman.
Good, good, I dont need evidence coming back to haunt me
You can always take that to the crematory.0 -
What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:
Lmfao :laugh: Thank you Jesus!!!!!!! Or maybe I should say , "Iam_thatdude" Lets start the group In fact... lets pass out resumes. We will answer every question and or reply with "Iam_thatb*tch" and charge for idiocy, ridiculousness and narcissism for a special "you can't get into my clubhouse FEE" .... We will be RICH, and stupid all at the same time. I love this chick 0
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