Dear Doritos

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


Dear Miller Lite,.........
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  • 139pilotwife
    139pilotwife Posts: 235 Member
    I've too had several "Dear...". Well said!
  • bli77
    bli77 Posts: 10 Member
    Omg your post is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!
  • Dudagarcia
    Dudagarcia Posts: 849 Member
    LOL
  • mikek333
    mikek333 Posts: 78 Member
    Dear Doritos,


    It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!



    Dear Miller Lite,.........


    Hilarious! My letter would be to "red meat" although we still get together from time to time.
  • coullmom
    coullmom Posts: 133 Member
    That was awesome! I have a few Dear John letters to write to some so called food as
    well! Good way to make it official!! lol
  • WarmDontBurn
    WarmDontBurn Posts: 1,253 Member
    Could you please say good bye to the Intense Pickle for me as well..We had some great times but it's over!

    Thanks for the laugh ;)
  • AmyS1975
    AmyS1975 Posts: 143
    Looove this! Thanks for the laugh.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I don't know how you do it! My love affair with Doritos and bid light lime continues... Tho we don't hook up nearly as often... Lol
  • ashb1216
    ashb1216 Posts: 45 Member
    Awesome !!!
  • cc7315
    cc7315 Posts: 72 Member
    Dear Doritos,


    It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


    Dear Miller Lite,.........

    LOL- Love it!
  • hehehehe too funny :laugh:
  • Thena81
    Thena81 Posts: 1,265 Member
    rotflmfao... hardd. wayyy to funny!!!
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    Dear Pointless Sunday Morning White toasted bread dripping with butter........
  • sc1572
    sc1572 Posts: 2,309 Member
    love this!
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    Thanks for the laugh.
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    if only it was that simple to say good bye to fat lol


    thank you for the giggle
  • pgmorgan
    pgmorgan Posts: 8 Member
    LOL.. OMG I love this. I needed that laugh..


    Dear Margarita ............
  • hedkell
    hedkell Posts: 121 Member
    You should try the baked doritos, they are very nice!
  • simplysassi
    simplysassi Posts: 137 Member
    I don't know how you do it! My love affair with Doritos and bid light lime continues... Tho we don't hook up nearly as often... Lol

    LOL ! Great post OP.

    Prior to MFP I could eat Dorito's until I was sick. Then as soon as the "sickness" would subside I'd head back for "just a few more", licking my fingers after each plunge into the bag.

    I haven't been able to break up with my Bud Light Lime though. We may have to continue with our "It's Complicated" relationship for a while longer.
  • Dlopez678
    Dlopez678 Posts: 97
    LOL!!!! love it!
  • Haha. Love it!
  • LOL silly
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 227 Member
    Thanks for this post. It made me laugh. I could probably write one to McDonald's. I never met a Big Mac I didn't love. Luckily, I haven't really craved it. I used to love Chicken McNuggets, but a friend ruined them for me. He kept referring to them as "Chicken McPoopies." Needless to say, the allure was gone.
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    Dear Potato Chips, .....
  • BEMND
    BEMND Posts: 33
    I can picture the "walk of shame" while sucking each cheesey orange finger.
  • MrsJaimeW
    MrsJaimeW Posts: 54
    This has to be my favorite post ever!
  • bubbles1212
    bubbles1212 Posts: 206 Member
    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! My letter would be to cookies... any kind of cookies :)
  • I need to write a few letters to a few addictions myself! Thanks for the idea! This may work for me hmm!
  • Foodie711711
    Foodie711711 Posts: 137 Member
    HA!! love it! :smile:
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    I Love it and I assume the Dear Miller Lite is to be continued......:bigsmile:

    I agree with everyone else..I got a bunch of Dear's I need to write down...
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