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Dear Doritos

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  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    Dear,

    fast food, fried food, and junk food...what he said :brokenheart: ..
  • pkfrankel
    pkfrankel Posts: 171 Member
    Very funny! I hope now that you have sworn your love to an apple or melon or berries.
  • fittocycle
    fittocycle Posts: 827 Member
    Thanks so much for the much needed laugh!:laugh:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Dear Diet Pepsi and your sweet friend Reece's Peanut (my butter cup :heart: ): I can't see you anymore.....
  • TURNBACK27
    TURNBACK27 Posts: 32
    U MADE MY DAY TODAY i REALLY NEEDED THAT LAUGH
  • TURNBACK27
    TURNBACK27 Posts: 32
    U MADE MY DAY TODAY i REALLY NEEDED THAT LAUGH:laugh: :laugh:
  • kls13la
    kls13la Posts: 380 Member
    I love it! I need to write one of these to Taco Bell. I swear, I would rather have Taco Bell than almost any other food on the planet -- including gourmet and fancy places.
  • MissAmyB80
    MissAmyB80 Posts: 159 Member
    Too funny!!!

    Mine would be..

    Dear any type of baked good......cookies, cake, brownies, pie..........
  • pg1946
    pg1946 Posts: 13 Member
    What a great letter - so funny and so true! Mine would read, "Dear tortilla chips and salsa.....and like you I have stopped this relationship!! Thanks for a good laugh today!!
  • fsmalley
    fsmalley Posts: 62 Member
    I love it! I need to write one of these to Taco Bell. I swear, I would rather have Taco Bell than almost any other food on the planet -- including gourmet and fancy places.

    Dear cheesy double beef burrito.... This post should go down in history os one of the best!
  • Sunpoet
    Sunpoet Posts: 65 Member
    This post cracked me up! I've had to say goodbye to a few of my favorites as well. Thank goodness I've always had a love affair with sour apples. They provide the crunch and indulgent feeling I craved with some of the other not so good for me choices.
  • LovingCruz
    LovingCruz Posts: 634 Member
    LMBO....Love it!! I need to write my Dears also.....lol
  • MsQt
    MsQt Posts: 793 Member
    I've too had several "Dear...". Well said!


    I love love love this!:laugh: :wink:
  • melx123
    melx123 Posts: 39 Member
    Hahaha..that just made my day! =)
  • mandypooh2103
    mandypooh2103 Posts: 289 Member
    Love it......it was the Spicy for me that did it!!!!:)
  • coraliethomas
    coraliethomas Posts: 336 Member
    LOL!!!

    "Dear Gin and Tonic"
  • FitzyFitzpatrick
    FitzyFitzpatrick Posts: 188 Member
    Dear Doritos,

    I gave you up in January when I discovered I am allergic to MSG. You're FULL of it, and I'm not going there any more!

    Find someone else to keep up all night!

    Your unfaithful follower.
  • Meatsies
    Meatsies Posts: 351 Member
    Bwahahaha. This is fabulous; thanks for the chuckle.
    Reminds me of the blog I posted after Easter, which was titled, "Dear Chocolate..."

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/Meatsies/view/dear-chocolate-239498
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    Yep... 8 months ago it was "Dear Cigarettes....." (that one hurt a lot)

    ...and there have been several more "dears" since then, but hey, I have some money for my new hobby.. sewing!:bigsmile:
  • ingalynn
    ingalynn Posts: 136 Member
    I love it! I need to write one of these to Taco Bell. I swear, I would rather have Taco Bell than almost any other food on the planet -- including gourmet and fancy places.

    Taco Bell has a fresco menu...quite reasonable when you're in the need :)
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Dear Doritos...

    I want to eat your taco :wink:
  • krleeqmayna
    krleeqmayna Posts: 10
    Too cute...I'm afraid to start any "dear" letters...I think there would be too many...first and foremost...Dear Ben & Jerry....LOL
  • emnk5308
    emnk5308 Posts: 736
    Ohhh.. Spicy Sweet Chili ='(
    I do miss them so much <3 I need to write a dear Doritos letter too.. I just dunno if I can! Its been about 23ish days since I've had one.....:sad:

    I can down an ENTIRE bag of those sweet yummy spicy Doritos in one day. This may or may not be the reason I am here on MFP...
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    OMG!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY.

    Dear ________,
    Hummmm? I dont know where to start. This letter was needed. This maybe a form of therapy. Thank you. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • heatherAnnXOX
    heatherAnnXOX Posts: 56 Member
    this is fantastic. i feel your pain. doritos were my absolute favorite. the baked ones just don't do it for me.
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
    Now I want doritos. Thanks a lot
  • Jflowwers
    Jflowwers Posts: 137 Member
    dear doritos, cheetos, twizzlers, and breyers ice cream.
  • lilcupcake213
    lilcupcake213 Posts: 545 Member
    Do you mind signing my name to that letter as well?
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    Dear Doritos, never fear somebody loves ya, in fact I have a date with you tomorrow night, it's gonna get hot because it's jalapeno fire flavour for me :wink:
  • kje2011
    kje2011 Posts: 502 Member
    Dear Ice Cream....

    I love your 'letter' :laugh:
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