Dear Doritos

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  • AmberCHM
    AmberCHM Posts: 425 Member
    This is hilarious! Congratulations on getting out of such a destructive relationship :)
  • steinbok
    steinbok Posts: 82
    with me, it's "Dear soda pop", "Doritos", "Taco Bell" "Wendy's". Etc etc etc
  • nicholettebell
    nicholettebell Posts: 414
    Best post ever!! :tongue:
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    For me.....Dear Culvers Custard Ice Cream.....sigh. Almost cheated with that one today. I was there, it was there......but I turned my back and said it can't be........(at least for today) :sad: but:happy:
  • Donnacoach
    Donnacoach Posts: 540 Member
    LOL.........
  • Shelgirl001
    Shelgirl001 Posts: 477 Member
    Oh, good heavens that was excellent!!! I wish I could manage to not crave such things that are sooo.... bad for me. Just today we had a family dinner including potato chips and many deserts.... ugh!!! I think I got carried away with brownies... Especially certain times of the month... SUCKS!!!
  • LesaDave
    LesaDave Posts: 1,480 Member
    ME TOO!!
  • TammyW18
    TammyW18 Posts: 244 Member
    Oh, I found Dorito 100 cal snack packs!
  • Marefr
    Marefr Posts: 39 Member
    You are so clever! I wish you great success:)
  • cathylord
    cathylord Posts: 115 Member
    Very clever, you made my day.
  • kls13la
    kls13la Posts: 377 Member
    I love it! I need to write one of these to Taco Bell. I swear, I would rather have Taco Bell than almost any other food on the planet -- including gourmet and fancy places.

    Taco Bell has a fresco menu...quite reasonable when you're in the need :)

    Yeah, but none of the good stuff is on the fresco menu! ;) I guess it's better than nothing, though...grumble grumble.
  • mkvilmin
    mkvilmin Posts: 46
    I love this, thanks for sharing.:flowerforyou:
  • amandammmq
    amandammmq Posts: 394 Member
    Hilarious!

    I think mine would have to be, "Dear Second Helpings"!
  • annie_CA
    annie_CA Posts: 38 Member
    love it!!!! LOL!
  • Christine1110
    Christine1110 Posts: 1,786 Member
    Bye...bye Dorito's : )
  • skcornett
    skcornett Posts: 169 Member
    Love this! I wrote a "Dear John" letter to a certain mark on my scale. It was time to move on.
  • MsBaby117
    MsBaby117 Posts: 201 Member
    TOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!! I need to write a few myself!! :drinker:
  • africaa
    africaa Posts: 228
    lmao
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    lol
  • lindaduley
    lindaduley Posts: 1
    This was so funny!! Thanks, Floridaboy, for the laugh!
  • fatchiick
    fatchiick Posts: 105
    LMAO I had a bite of a Dorito today its suppose to be my FREE/REST day and my big splurge was a bite of dorito and a diet pepsi smh... Doritos aren't what they use to be
    .. Yucky but I will miss spicy nacho cheese and salsa verde they were the homies lol
  • tigerbluefly
    tigerbluefly Posts: 257 Member
    This is great! Thanks for the laugh!
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
    lol, one of the best posts-ever!
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.
  • HotMommy0609
    HotMommy0609 Posts: 224
    LOL.. Mine would be, dear McDonald's double cheeseburgers....
  • diannwhitaker
    diannwhitaker Posts: 2
    LOL!!! Funny... Dear cube steak smothered in tomato gravy and homemade mashed potatoes...Dear cajun shrimp alfredo...Dear garlic chicken with noodles...Dear cassava leave, dry fish and rice,,,Dear red velvet cake topped with breyer's rocky road ice cream. Well, maybe not the cake and ice cream.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    lmao
  • msracefan
    msracefan Posts: 55 Member
    Thanks you for the much needed laugh! And now I think I'll go throw my Doritos out...
  • shayleeloves
    shayleeloves Posts: 72
    hahaha yep I would definitely thank doritos for having a part in my figure, too...
  • rachellosesitall85
    rachellosesitall85 Posts: 497 Member
    That was hilarious. Well said, well put together. Too bad me and Mr. Dorito still have an occasional fling. It's been a few months since I've last seen him though. I wonder if he's moved on... lol.

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