If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

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  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    Bob
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Ben Dover
  • AreneeG31
    AreneeG31 Posts: 256 Member
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    #singing..."im in love with a stripper!"

    lol

    :wink:

    are you my stripper?
  • huntindawg1962
    huntindawg1962 Posts: 277 Member
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    On this http://www.beledy.net/fam/nick-men.txt
    I would be Jack Bluebottom

    I get "Mountain Bottom." Sounds like something from Brokeback Mountain. I'll just stick with Princess Edgerton then.
  • jching29
    jching29 Posts: 163
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    Bahahaha, this matter's been settled some years ago: my girlfriend would be Jamaican Kreme, and I'd be Tiffany Tightbottom.
  • bleacheblonde
    bleacheblonde Posts: 333
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    I think I would go with Kitty Danger. Or, if it had to be a 1-word name, I'd be Poison. Beware.
  • brew23
    brew23 Posts: 4
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    **** McThrobbin
  • brew23
    brew23 Posts: 4
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    **** McThrobbin

    That would be D*ck McThrobbin to you .......haha
  • cindylou617
    cindylou617 Posts: 51 Member
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    Sapphire Sparkletush
  • JellyButter
    JellyButter Posts: 160 Member
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    Spread Thick
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    Ginger...or Red.

    You have to be Red someone already got Ginger...

    I'll just have to live with Red *sigh*

    No no..Red is good..

    Let's give it ago...

    "Now coming to the stage, the ever so seductive treat from Edmonton......Sexyyyyyyy Reddddddd"


    (Crowd going nuts)


    yup!

    I like it

    I'm convinced :smile:
  • MLgarcia3
    MLgarcia3 Posts: 503
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    I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

    Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

    Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

    Salty Prairie!
  • legendary781
    legendary781 Posts: 62 Member
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    Fabio!!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    My porn name would totally be *kitten* Norris.
  • ocbrenda
    ocbrenda Posts: 19 Member
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    Sugar, and my song would be Pour Some Sugar on Me:wink:
  • Shayshow
    Shayshow Posts: 17
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    "Blaze".....I WAS, 18 yrs ago Red Headed and wanna be "Flashdancer"........ Oh the Good Times!! Now this was before the industry turned really naughty and before "BLAZE" was a comercial cheese stripper name, back when it was still cool..... We were prude naked nuns compared to the strippers of today. Im just sayin. Rock on girls!! Cant say I dont miss it.
    At 43 I want that body back!!! :) Imma Dream big and work hard...um yeah!
    But Ill keep my goodies for my Cowboy.....I'm too old to start over with a new babydaddy no matter how hot I get...Right?! I know Im right!! Oh Wait what was the question? Oh.......never mind lol
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
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    Shawanabang, but it's my alias for everything, Even have a softball shirt from a few years ago with that on it hahaha
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    My porn name would totally be *kitten* Norris.

    OMG! This had me laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. We have a winner!
  • gecho
    gecho Posts: 426 Member
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    Fantasia Heaven- Shock

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = Chesty
    b = Fantasia
    c = Starr
    d = Diamond
    e = Montana
    f = Angel
    g = Sugar
    h = Mimi
    i = Lola
    j =Kitty
    k = Roxie
    l = Dallas
    m = Princess
    n = Heidi
    o = Bambi
    p= Bunny
    q = Brandy
    r = Sugar
    s = Candy
    t = Raquelle
    u = Sapphire
    v = Cinnamon
    w = Blaze
    x = Trixie
    y = Isis
    z = Jade

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = Leather
    b = Dream
    c = Sunny
    d = Deep
    e = Heaven
    f = Tight
    g = Shimmer
    h = Velvet
    i = Lusty
    j = Harley
    k = Passion
    l = Dazzle
    m = Dixon
    n = Spank
    o = Glitter
    p = Razor
    q = Meadow
    r = Glitz
    s = Sparkle
    t = Sweet
    u = Silver
    v = Tickle
    w = Cherry
    x = Hard
    y = Night
    z = Amber

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = hooter
    b = horn
    c =tower
    d = fire
    e = thighs
    f = hips
    g = side
    h = jugs
    i = shock
    j = cocker
    k = brook
    l = tush
    m = sizzle
    n = ridge
    o = kiss
    p = bomb
    q = cream
    r = thong
    s = heat
    t = whip
    u = cheeks
    v = rock
    w = hiney
    x = button
    y = lick
    z = juice

    Heidi Nighthooter...BORING...:noway:

    I'll stick with Wiggles Honeysuckle:wink:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    Sapphire Lusty Sizzle according to the guide. i prefer Purrfection.

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