If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

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  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
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    crystal chandelier
  • iamfranniefierce
    iamfranniefierce Posts: 305 Member
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    I'd have to go with my trusty alias, Brown Sugar LOL!
  • mamamudbug
    mamamudbug Posts: 572 Member
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    I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

    Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

    Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

    Salty Prairie!

    I hope not! Mine would end up being Ferdinand Big Woods...
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
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    Dark Vader.....yeah baby!
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    My stripper name would be my nickname Sparkles. Cause I like to wear glitter.
    The story to my nickname is as follows. I was 17 working at a mom and pop joint. I loved glitter and would like to wear it on my chest if I wore a low cut top. Well one day Randal the repair man came in to check on a machine that was busted and I was sitting in my chair and he leaned in behind looked down at my shirt and asked if my boobs sparkled too. So that's how I got my nickname Sparkles.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    Montana gliter thighs WTF!

    nah.... Chuck Mcf*ck :)
  • huntindawg1962
    huntindawg1962 Posts: 277 Member
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    I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

    Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

    Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

    Salty Prairie!

    I hope not! Mine would end up being Ferdinand Big Woods...

    Great if you were a guy though :)
  • jessicae1aine
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    I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

    Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

    I still think you have me beat, Princess. :P

    Mine would be Butterball Doyle. Simply terrible.
    I guess, as an alternative, I have the options of Gunther Eighth, or Darkwing Duck Custer. -sigh-
  • brew23
    brew23 Posts: 4
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    crystal chandelier


    Good one!!!!! haha
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
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    Sugar
  • manderann
    manderann Posts: 189
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    Old high school game, take your very first pets name (not family pet, your pet) and the street name you grew up on as a child. How great is mine :laugh:
    If we're using that formula... mine would be Rusty Sunset. That sounds god awful! :laugh:
  • MLgarcia3
    MLgarcia3 Posts: 503
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    Fantasia Heaven- Shock

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = Chesty
    b = Fantasia
    c = Starr
    d = Diamond
    e = Montana
    f = Angel
    g = Sugar
    h = Mimi
    i = Lola
    j =Kitty
    k = Roxie
    l = Dallas
    m = Princess
    n = Heidi
    o = Bambi
    p= Bunny
    q = Brandy
    r = Sugar
    s = Candy
    t = Raquelle
    u = Sapphire
    v = Cinnamon
    w = Blaze
    x = Trixie
    y = Isis
    z = Jade

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = Leather
    b = Dream
    c = Sunny
    d = Deep
    e = Heaven
    f = Tight
    g = Shimmer
    h = Velvet
    i = Lusty
    j = Harley
    k = Passion
    l = Dazzle
    m = Dixon
    n = Spank
    o = Glitter
    p = Razor
    q = Meadow
    r = Glitz
    s = Sparkle
    t = Sweet
    u = Silver
    v = Tickle
    w = Cherry
    x = Hard
    y = Night
    z = Amber

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = hooter
    b = horn
    c =tower
    d = fire
    e = thighs
    f = hips
    g = side
    h = jugs
    i = shock
    j = cocker
    k = brook
    l = tush
    m = sizzle
    n = ridge
    o = kiss
    p = bomb
    q = cream
    r = thong
    s = heat
    t = whip
    u = cheeks
    v = rock
    w = hiney
    x = button
    y = lick
    z = juice

    Heidi Nighthooter...BORING...:noway:

    I'll stick with Wiggles Honeysuckle:wink:

    Sugar Leather-thong?!? LOL
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    crystal chandelier

    crystal chandelier - pretty to look at, expensive to own, strong desire to climb on it, so shiny, you want to break a piece off.... ahem
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
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    Ms. HotSexyOnAPlatter or Ms. HotButteredSexiness! LMAO! :laugh:
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
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    Spread Thick

    :wink:
  • Stardiva37
    Stardiva37 Posts: 169 Member
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    Juciy
  • My1985Freckles
    My1985Freckles Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Century Sundae Snickerdoodle
  • peachlow
    peachlow Posts: 91
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    lmbo...yes this caught my eye...

    WOW...

    Platinum.. would be mine...
  • CoCoBean14
    CoCoBean14 Posts: 107 Member
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    Bubbles :)

    It was in an episode of House, and I thought it was the perfect stripper name

    Plus I'm bubbly!
  • leanandmean2012
    leanandmean2012 Posts: 179 Member
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    Chocolate Thunder