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  • Posts: 1,167 Member
    I didn't make him a sandwich.

    But there's more to the story. I had my own house. He lived with his mom. He went home after work because she cooked for him, then went to a dance studio where he was training to be an instructor until maybe 10 or 11. After that, he would sometimes come to my house so he could smoke cigarettes and look at porn online. I was supposed to use my psychic powers to know if and when he was going to come over, so I could have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

    I know. I was a horrible girlfriend.

    Wow yes, you were a terrible non-mind reading girlfriend how dare you? lol
  • Posts: 5,030 Member

    Seriously!?! Seriously!?! The Cowboys are America's team. This is their year! I can feel it. This really upset me and I might have to send you a nasty PM. :sad: WOW!!

    See, I thought everyone knew that the Saints are going to play at home in the dome this Superbowl!
  • Posts: 36 Member
    "i don't date girls taller than me"
    sorry i can't really do anything about my height

    *about a month later, he was dating a girl taller than him*
  • Posts: 837 Member
    I can't date you because you are too nice. She really wanted a bad boy that wanted to use her and treat her like *kitten*. She went out with a guy like that for 4-5 years, one and off of course!
  • Posts: 964 Member

    Ya. I seriously married someone who didn't bother to mention that he was already married. None of his entire family WHO CAME TO THE WEDDING mentioned that he was already married either. WTF.

    NO!!! That's bizarre! Were there many of them?
  • Posts: 197
    I can't date you because I always envisioned myself being with someone... richer. True story
  • Posts: 326 Member
    I bailed on a date, telling him my friend's brother had been in an accident at boot camp and I needed to go over and be there for her while her parents were rushing to the airport. It was a really terrible date.

    I also straight up refused a second date with someone and honestly told him it was because he creeped me out.

    One guy and I mutually agreed to not go out again because he is a Yankee fan and I'm a Sox fan.

    I haven't gotten any dumb reasons though...
  • Posts: 47 Member
    "I don't date girls who have older brothers..."
    W.....T.......F........
  • Posts: 2,920 Member
    I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.

    That seems valid.

    Wow, really? What a flake, him not you...
  • Posts: 836 Member
    I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.

    What would he have done if a third cat jumped into the fight, or a dog chased both off? :grumble: Darn it, I am thinking this out way to hard!
  • Posts: 2,756 Member
    I can't date you because you are too nice. She really wanted a bad boy that wanted to use her and treat her like *kitten*. She went out with a guy like that for 4-5 years, one and off of course!


    Awww....I dig the nice ones....wish there were like you out there1!!!
  • Posts: 613
    Him: "I'm so happy that we're cooking dinner together & hanging here (his house) tonight, but I have to warn you, my ex is a little obsessive and has a problem with me dating again. She's come through the window before with a bat."

    I very nicely kissed him on the cheek, told him to lose my number and enjoy the food, I grabbed one of the bottles of wine, and left!

    And then put his number on direct to voice mail on my phone and blocked him on FB.


    ETA:
    Another one dumped me because he found out I'm a Giants fan...he was a Cowboys fan.
  • Posts: 613
    Honestly, if my dog didn't like someone I would definitely have second thoughts.

    ^^^I'm never doubting my dog's instincts again when it comes to guys that I date!
  • Posts: 836 Member
    the people are called ex's for a reason... grow some, and stand up to them .... the ones that fear their ex's, not you guys
  • Posts: 4,564 Member
    Wow I got some lame ones but yours are better (worst?)
  • Posts: 729 Member
    In college, I dated a woman who entered the convent shortly after we stopped dating. I was the last guy she went out with. I've never figured out if this is good (I ruined it for all other men to follow, so she just stopped trying.) or bad (I just plain ruined it.). Whichever.

    Just call me Nun-maker.
  • Posts: 44
    "We cant be together anymore because you deserve better"

    What he meant was "im a selfish prick who couldnt give a **** about trying to make this work because id rather get ****ed up with my friends than spend time with you"

    We gave it another go, nothing changed. He was right, I did deserve better, I did the breaking up this time!
  • Posts: 6,420 Member
    In college, I dated a woman who entered the convent shortly after we stopped dating. I was the last guy she went out with. I've never figured out if this is good (I ruined it for all other men to follow, so she just stopped trying.) or bad (I just plain ruined it.). Whichever.

    Just call me Nun-maker.

    Its the weirdest thing. I have had similar experience. Have you seen the movie good luck chuck? I am apparently good luck chuck

    Most of the girls I have dated have gotten married within the next 6 months of me dating them or have atleast gotten engaged. My penis has magical bridal powers!! I should use that as a line...
  • Posts: 9 Member
    omg. These are GREAT! (Story-wise. Must SUCK actually going through it..)
  • Posts: 118 Member
    " i cant date you anymore because i love you too much"



    obviously not dip****
  • Posts: 197

    Its the weirdest thing. I have had similar experience. Have you seen the movie good luck chuck? I am apparently good luck chuck

    Most of the girls I have dated have gotten married within the next 6 months of me dating them or have atleast gotten engaged. My penis has magical bridal powers!! I should use that as a line...
    I have a few single friends that would love to meet you... lol :wink: :smile:
  • Posts: 55 Member
    "I don't date girls who have older brothers..."
    W.....T.......F........

    My brother chased more than a few boys off. Particularly the one who looked at me and said, "See, he's not that scary" the first time they met. Oops.

    But, if my pittie doesn't like a guy, I'm gone. Luckily he likes my fiance well enough, haha. My other dog loves everyone, she's not a good judge :-P.

    Ahhh...and I'm very familiar with the opposite teams. An ex of mine was a Lakers fan- I, definitely, love the Celtics...I should've known from the start. As it is, B is from St. Louis and I am from Arlington, so last world series was tough for us.
  • Posts: 1,781 Member
    A guy I had been dating for a while told me he wanted to be a priest. He actually is a priest now.
    Crazy. I like to think of it as..after me there was only god. :blushing:
  • Posts: 132
    "I can't date you anymore unless you dye your hair blonde"
    Me: 'the *kitten*!?'
    "I was told I'd marry a blonde girl.."

    Seriously.
  • Posts: 613
    "I can't date you anymore unless you dye your hair blonde"
    Me: 'the *kitten*!?'
    "I was told I'd marry a blonde girl.."

    Seriously.

    By who? The $1.99/minute psychic?

  • I'm a Giants fan -- dating a Cowboys fan just means Sundays become more interesting.

    Seriously!?! Seriously!?! The Cowboys are America's team. This is their year! I can feel it. This really upset me and I might have to send you a nasty PM. :sad: WOW!!
  • Posts: 132

    By who? The $1.99/minute psychic?

    Haha it actually was a psychic!
  • Posts: 48 Member
    "We can't be in a relationship because I knocked up my lesbian friend one drunken night." Yeah. He was lovely.
  • Posts: 551 Member
    I had a guy tell me that I talk about sex too much. lol Oh well.:grumble:
  • Posts: 799 Member
    A guy that I had been seeing a while long distance told me when I moved back, "I can't date you because you are too close."

    I guess he liked the distance.

    In High school a guy told me, "I can't date you because you dress to sexy and other guys look at you,"

    So he was attracted to me because of how I looked, but didn't want anyone else to look, that makes sense.

    One guy a dated posted something nasty about my cousin of FB, he didn't mention her by name but of course I knew who he was talking about, so I said, "I can't date you because you bad mouthed my family on facebook,"

    Yes FB can ruin relationships
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