Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

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  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
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  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 330 Member
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    that is awesome thank you OP
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
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    All a girl needs to ask when fixing a sandwich for her man, is what kind of toast to use! :laugh:
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    I don't get bent out of shape. I get my *kitten* up and make him a sammich. It's mah job. :-)

    p.s. I also fix my own ****. I'm like the best of both worlds.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife

    i already have pics of me in a crown and a tiara. hm.
  • Renae_Nae
    Renae_Nae Posts: 935 Member
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    I fix the car, Panara's makes the sammies!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well I can change my own oil and do some basic car maintenance, and make a kick butt sammich (bacon always has to be on or in the sammich and pick the right mustard!)
  • Raezor1207
    Raezor1207 Posts: 80 Member
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    Love It! :laugh:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...

    No guests for this glorious occasion?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Superhero-backhand-slap.gif

    Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...

    I really wish we lived closer *sigh*
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    NICE
  • xoEmmyBxo
    xoEmmyBxo Posts: 10
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    Hahaha , I have never thought of it this way! But then again , Ive never complained about making a sandwhich!
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
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    God, at last, a man with the cojones, to say this.

    However, if your girlfriend sees this, the cojones may disappear, hahaha
  • Twidget12
    Twidget12 Posts: 71
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    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    Call me! :love:
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
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    I make my own sandwiches. Maybe that's why I'm single. Can't think of much that I need a woman for except for kind of a long term hiking buddy...oh and sex, of course. But most women seem to frown upon the idea of being involved in a sex-only relationship.

    Mmmm...now Im dreaming of my chicken salad on croissant sandwiches....*drools*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    God, at last, a man with the cojones, to say this.

    However, if your girlfriend sees this, the cojones may disappear, hahaha

    I'm actually a vagina toting woman that prefers to date those with wang. But I understand there would be no way for you to know this :)
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    Bwhahahahaha! Wait what wife fixes a car? I want to meet her.

    Right here BJ! I have changed the oil, built a battery cable (it would have taken 2 weeks to get one shipped), changed the starter.....
    I also can fix airplanes. I have re-wired a jet, worked on jet engines, radar and navigation systems. The tools in our house are MINE!

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