Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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    Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...

    I really wish we lived closer *sigh*
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    NICE
  • xoEmmyBxo
    xoEmmyBxo Posts: 10
    Hahaha , I have never thought of it this way! But then again , Ive never complained about making a sandwhich!
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    God, at last, a man with the cojones, to say this.

    However, if your girlfriend sees this, the cojones may disappear, hahaha
  • Twidget12
    Twidget12 Posts: 71
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    Call me! :love:
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    I make my own sandwiches. Maybe that's why I'm single. Can't think of much that I need a woman for except for kind of a long term hiking buddy...oh and sex, of course. But most women seem to frown upon the idea of being involved in a sex-only relationship.

    Mmmm...now Im dreaming of my chicken salad on croissant sandwiches....*drools*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    God, at last, a man with the cojones, to say this.

    However, if your girlfriend sees this, the cojones may disappear, hahaha

    I'm actually a vagina toting woman that prefers to date those with wang. But I understand there would be no way for you to know this :)
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    Bwhahahahaha! Wait what wife fixes a car? I want to meet her.

    Right here BJ! I have changed the oil, built a battery cable (it would have taken 2 weeks to get one shipped), changed the starter.....
    I also can fix airplanes. I have re-wired a jet, worked on jet engines, radar and navigation systems. The tools in our house are MINE!
  • beccas27
    beccas27 Posts: 200 Member
    :laugh:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    YOU GUYS, seriously, all morning with the sandwich posts. And now I want a sandwich more than Bowser wants the Princess.

    :mad:
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    bread, ham, two kinds cheese.

    girlfriend makes best, it's bee's knees.

    sammich, sammich, mm.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....

    Right!? I have to pay someone to fix my shiz right now. Sammiches are cheaper.
  • Absidey
    Absidey Posts: 116 Member
    By this logic, I really think my husband needs to make me dinner way more often. I not only fix his computer, I built it, and if he knows anything about fixing either of our vehicles, I've yet to hear about it. I figure it out or take it to the shop myself.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"

    >__< I need to show that to my coworker who keeps going back to her abusive crackhead baby daddy...
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    Epic post OP. I can't wait to see the responses. I do it all at home. My wife helps as well. I'm blessed to say that she says she gets into shape for me.
    What if I told you I ate the sandwich while you fixed my car?

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    ^^^ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • emmygrace2012
    emmygrace2012 Posts: 44 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    Bwhahahahaha! Wait what wife fixes a car? I want to meet her.

    Hi! I'm a car-fixing wife. My husband thinks it's hot. ;-)
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    YOU GUYS, seriously, all morning with the sandwich posts. And now I want a sandwich more than Bowser wants the Princess.

    :mad:

    Thank you Aurora! But our sammich is in another castle!
  • tangal88
    tangal88 Posts: 689
    nice.... :)
  • emmygrace2012
    emmygrace2012 Posts: 44 Member
    I just had a really good sammich. :-)
  • Jesstruhan
    Jesstruhan Posts: 331 Member
    What ever happened to "would you please" before the "fix my sh**"?
    I make a mean *kitten* sandwich, but I deal with my own stuff. I'd rather get it done than wait. Self sufficiency is underrated.
    But my B/F gets smooches when he does what I ask him, so he doesn't seem to mind. :wink:
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    that was a guy...
  • redcat17
    redcat17 Posts: 267 Member
    I am with you, OP. I will make sammichs all day long so long as someone else does the car stuff.


    So go wash my car!
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
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  • jasonr1442
    jasonr1442 Posts: 67 Member
    Jimmy Johns is only $1 today in Kansas!! BAM!!!
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    I'm better at fixing all three of those, in either of my relationships.

    And I do them all without complaint, and with a large amount of pride.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....

    How big is your lawn?
  • Sassy922
    Sassy922 Posts: 399 Member
    I wish someone would fix me a sammich.

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