Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

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I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....

Right!? I have to pay someone to fix my shiz right now. Sammiches are cheaper.

I will gladly checkout your engine and even fix you a sammich. Then maybe I can look at your car too

How inept do you have to be to not be good at making sandwiches? It's one of the simplest recipes and even children make them.

Are there any men here who have accidentally removed a finger or arm whilst cutting a round into halves; or blown their kitchen up by accidentally using nitroglycerin as a filling instead of Smukers; or burnt themselves taken one out of the oven? Thought not

AHMnomNOmnOMNOMNomonomnoMNOM!

Make it a bacon one please.

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Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"

>__< I need to show that to my coworker who keeps going back to her abusive crackhead baby daddy...

Yeah... actually, now I'm all sad and stuff.

Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER OR LUNCH MEAT!!#$!@R!

How inept do you have to be to not be good at making sandwiches? It's one of the simplest recipes and even children make them.

Are there any men here who have accidentally removed a finger or arm whilst cutting a round into halves; or blown their kitchen up by accidentally using nitroglycerin as a filling instead of Smukers; or burnt themselves taken one out of the oven? Thought not

This is EXACTLY why I work my butt off, own my own home, and am VERY careful about who I share my life with. I would rather fix my car myself or pay for someone to do it, then feel that having my man do me a favour means that he can snap his fingers at me and I'll run and get him what he wants.

On the other hand, be good to me, and I will great you at the door with a kiss and your favourite beer.

Wouldn't you rather have the latter?

When my girlfriend says "Fix my car" I don't think it's sexist.

Why does you girlfriend need a car? She can't drive in the kitchen.

All you non-geeks out there just haven't figured out the secret.

Whenever my husband wants a sandwich he gets one!!!
When football games are on I know its time for the sandwiches & chips lol

I love cooking for him! & he loves cooking for me.

*Brings out homemade brown bread, still warm from the oven. Slices it to 3/4 inch thickness. Adds mayo and a bit of dijon mustard on one side, being careful to spread it out to the edges. Hums a little ditty to herself, layers folded pastrami and and a generous amount of provolone cheese, then some thinly sliced pickles, lettuce, tomato, a sprinkle of salt and pepper... Tops it with the other slice of bread, lightly buttered. Cuts sandwich diagonally, slides it onto a plate.*

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what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

You bring all the boys to the yard??


wait....


scratch that.

I actually LOLed!

i dont make very good sandwichs... but i dont get bent when asked to get him beer. i do that pretty well... i will gladly get him a beer & get me one too!