Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    It'll all be OK. *pats head*

    Don't patronise me you vagina toting woman that prefers to date those with a wang - I've got a degree in pomposity

    But.... it's my favorite thing to do. What now? Banana??
  • ovenbird1977
    ovenbird1977 Posts: 13
    Only jerks demand that their partner do anything for them!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Only jerks demand that their partner do anything for them!

    Just relax. It was meant to be a joke. If you don't find it funny, then move on.
  • jillica
    jillica Posts: 554 Member
    Clearly, you are wanting the wrong MUSTARD on those sammiches!
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
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  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    OP.....lol! Love that.

    Which reminds me.....I usually do most things in our house, but have to admit, my jaw hit the floor the other day when my ex made me a cuppa tea out of the blue without even asking me. He's not done that in a very long time. It was just nice for a change.
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
    Dammit I really want a bacon sammich right now!

    I would happily make a sammich for a guy, if he asked nicely rather than ordered me.
  • samandlucysmum
    samandlucysmum Posts: 320
    But...I am better at fixing the car than my husband, and he is better at making sandwiches....

    Like!!!!!:laugh:
  • wholenewme03
    wholenewme03 Posts: 95 Member
    When my boyfriend asks for a sammich, I get out the panini press. Having said that, he is always doing little things for me <3
  • RainxPain
    RainxPain Posts: 152
    Basically.
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    We have a total role reversal it would seem.
    Yes, she does all the clothes, but I clean bathrooms and kitchen.
    And she makes 5 times more money than I do - SHE'S SERIOUSLY RICH!!!!

    And guess who the sammich maker is!
    ME!
    I do most of the cooking - LOVE IT:drinker:
  • Ekoria
    Ekoria Posts: 262 Member
    YOU GUYS, seriously, all morning with the sandwich posts. And now I want a sandwich more than Bowser wants the Princess.

    :mad:

    Thank you Aurora! But our sammich is in another castle!

    ^ LOL
  • brokenwoman
    brokenwoman Posts: 25 Member
    It may be how you ask/demand. I know I would say no if someone came up to me and told me to make them a sammich. I would just tell them to make their own sammich.

    And also it all depends on how often you are asked. If I am asked everyday I would get tired of it. You don't have to fix the car everyday...well as far as I know.

    If you have kids together it might be stressing her out.. I am not saying you are the stereotype, but the stereotype men will want the woman to clean, cook and do everything around the house while they relax and it is just so stressful having to deal with all that and having to serve a full grown adult too along with the kids.

    I am divorcing my ex for several reasons and one of them is that he treated me like hell. He had me do everything around the house, the driving, cooking, serving, mowing and every little thing and he had me make and serve all the meals while he sat around playing stupid games...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.

    The real question here is, do you put the lunchmeat and peanut butter on the SAME sandwich? :wink:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.

    You need more practice.

    Why are you making peanut butter and lunch meat on the same sandwich??

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