Things I learned from mfp today:

I have learned that no matter how sarcastic my posts may be....and regardless of how many clues I insert to indicate that they are just BS, that people do not pay attention to detail, spout off ridiculous, self righteous responses, then report me when I call them out on thieir lack of perception. Its AWESOME!

OH, and BTW, I "banter" with some of my male friends as well as my female friends. That does not mean I am gay, does it? (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)

I just don't know where I'm going wrong. I'm exercising like crazy (i.e. I might take the steps instead of the elevator to the second floor), I'm watching what I eat (chicken is good for you, especially KFC chicken), I cut out all my junk foods (this ice cream says sugar free, so I can eat half the container and not worry). What am I doing wrong here??

You mean you aren't heavy lifting?!!! FAIL!

I learned that some people hate Boobie Friday.

Only those who don't have or want boobies could hate Boobie Friday...madness.

I learned that some people are apparently intimidated and/or jealous by my confidence and desire to share the results of my hard work with my friends. That I will be judged if I feel sexy for the first time in over 13 years. I also learned that there's a whole lot more awesome women out there who respect my hard work and attitude and that I'm inspiring tons of ladies - no matter what size - to feel better about themselves and keep killin' it in their quest for better health (and to look good nekkid). :drinker:

I hate the boob one.

I learned that some people are apparently intimidated and/or jealous by my confidence and desire to share the results of my hard work with my friends. That I will be judged if I feel sexy for the first time in over 13 years. I also learned that there's a whole lot more awesome women out there who respect my hard work and attitude and that I'm inspiring tons of ladies - no matter what size - to feel better about themselves and keep killin' it in their quest for better health (and to look good nekkid). :drinker:

What she said!!!!! Amen! Looks like we have the same start/finish goals.

I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.

How many calories are in a vegetarians thigh?

I learned that when an *kitten* in the grocery store approaches me and asks me if I am a drag queen (SERIOUSLY!!!), I can tell my MFPals about it and they will not only make me feel better, they'll make me laugh hard enough to squirt water out my nose.

The names of lot and lots of cats that I plan to steal

I learned that people get such in a hissy over pizza!!!

If someone can tell me what boobie friday and vio friday are, I can say I learned that...???


Also, I learned that people are only ever successful at weight loss when they eat the MFP calorie goal of 1200, except when they 'eat more to weigh less'.

My first day on MFP also taught me that every single person who claims that something regarding weightloss or fitness is or isnt true, are Drs, Nutritionists and Fitness experts. Why else would they be so sure of themselves and their answers?

I learned that people get such in a hissy over pizza!!!

Pizza is DEFINITELY worth a hissy...let's order some, shall we? What do you want on yours?:bigsmile:

If someone can tell me what boobie friday and vio friday are, I can say I learned that...???

I'm pretty sure boobie Friday is having a cleavage pic for your profile pic...Vio Friday I'm still clueless on. haha

Vio Friday seems to be Violation Friday. Which seems to involve getting friendly with some MFP "friends" and then getting your posts banned.

I've learned that it's perfectly ok to show a bit of flesh, no matter what your shape or size is

I'm just glad *kitten* Saturdays finally got banned.

Oh you didn't get the memo? It's *kitten* Sunday now. So c'mon....what are you waiting for?