LOOSE 10LBS IN A WEEK
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Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Surgery? Eh, not so keen on that. Seems like there might be some down time. If I'm going to lose 10 pounds all at once, I need to be able to get out and show off a little. The moon sounds okay, but I'm afraid Newt G. might already be there and that's def. a buzz kill!0 -
pass the popcorn please0
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Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Right my final offering is for the well-read only
You adopt the 'method acting' style and play Antonio in Merchant of Venice, and perform 10 shows in a week0 -
no one loses 10 lbs in a week the healthy way. If you work hard, eat right, and exercise you might lose 5 lbs in aweek. But it may just be water weight or boating thast you lose.....i would focus more on inches. People don't notice weight loss they notice lost of inches... anyway good luck
I notice weight loss...that'd sorta what the point is for me...
I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Right my final offering is for the well-read only
You adopt the 'method acting' style and play Antonio in Merchant of Venice, and perform 10 shows in a week
method acting.... giggle.....nope not my choice either!0 -
so funny lol0
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You could try another planet as one op suggested. Mars would give you that weight loss but would take a lot longer than a week to get there.
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/
Here is all you need to know about losing weight by travelling to other worlds.
I personally can drop 2 dress sizes by flying to the USA.
Drop 2 dress sizes in the good ole' US of A? We have an obesity epidemic here! You would probably see another chin and flabby arms develop as you land here! LOL0 -
You could probably try but once you start eating again you'll gain it all back and gain more fat. Not worth it and NOT smart!!
This.
Or chop off a limb :laugh:0 -
I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches
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My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.
What! Crikey that's rubbish!
Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....
Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling
So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!0 -
I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches
My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!
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Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.
What! Crikey that's rubbish!
Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....
Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling
So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!
NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!0 -
Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
It may well result in some vigorous exercise0 -
Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
It may well result in some vigorous exercise
Or a gigantic loss of bodily functions!0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.
What! Crikey that's rubbish!
Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....
Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling
So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!
NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!
Nobody says weight loss is easy!!!!0 -
You could try another planet as one op suggested. Mars would give you that weight loss but would take a lot longer than a week to get there.
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/
Here is all you need to know about losing weight by travelling to other worlds.
I personally can drop 2 dress sizes by flying to the USA.
Drop 2 dress sizes in the good ole' US of A? We have an obesity epidemic here! You would probably see another chin and flabby arms develop as you land here! LOL
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Weigh yourself, then step off the scale and wait for a week.
After that week passed, get lots of Helium and inhale deeeeeeeeeeply. Hold breath and step on scale again.
Tada!0 -
Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???
Donate an organ
What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer
Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.
What! Crikey that's rubbish!
Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....
Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling
So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!
NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!
Nobody says weight loss is easy!!!!
Or that you will smell like a rose while losing weight!
Uh oh! Too may side threads from the same person. Confusion. Eyes roll back in head at the thought of a word problem AND naked public weigh ins............0 -
I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches
My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!
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Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
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I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:0
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