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  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Are you stalking me?
  • Posts: 480 Member
    Not currently.
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    That makes me glad I know how to shoot.
  • Posts: 880 Member
    Are you stalking me?

    Id stalk you! Look at the size of those sweater puppies!!!! :noway:
  • Posts: 79 Member
    Because we need all the help we can get?

    LOL OH YOU'RE FUNNY! :D



    But really, most of the time when I laugh at a joke/whatever, it's because I'm nervous and I want to get out of that social situation as soon as is humanly possible.
  • Posts: 2,615 Member

    Id stalk you! Look at the size of those sweater puppies!!!! :noway:

    Don't make me blush! :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 480 Member
    So....a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    So....a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    Hardy har harr. :P
  • Posts: 480 Member
    You fakin' it??? :tongue:
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Nope, being facetious. :)
  • Posts: 480 Member
    Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”

    The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do. He again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

    The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”

    The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do. He again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

    The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

    That made me chuckle a little.
  • Posts: 480 Member
    Great - getting warmer.
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Yep.
  • Posts: 480 Member
    A young man called directory assistance. “Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.”

    “There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,” the operator replied. “Do you have a street name?”

    The young man hesitated, and then said, “Well, most people call me Ice Man.”
  • Posts: 1,078 Member

    That made me chuckle a little.

    I totally chuckled out loud! Maybe I laughed........I'm not sure. Maybe I never laugh and just chuckle:)
  • Posts: 194 Member
    Maybe they think they are cute and its a way of flirting....
  • Posts: 1,111 Member
    Why do you laugh at all the men's jokes when they're obviously not funny, I've never understood this.

    I laugh when something is funny not because I want to boost up some guys ego by making them think they're hilarious.

    I see no point in faking it, ever.

    Maybe I'm just weird.

    I feel so sorry for them for being lame and not funny that I do this. I hate myself for it, though.
  • Posts: 1,296 Member
    everyone does it at some point in their lives. You probably just didn't realize you were doing it.
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    everyone does it at some point in their lives. You probably just didn't realize you were doing it.

    Maybe when I was a kid.
  • Posts: 480 Member
    What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    What?
  • Posts: 480 Member
    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Hahahaha.
  • Posts: 480 Member
    Nice and toasty?
  • Posts: 2,615 Member
    Yes ma'am.
  • Posts: 1,010 Member
    I dont laugh when my husband isnt funny .... I give him weird looks :D
  • Posts: 2,758 Member
    I tend not to laugh when a joke isn't funny.

    Sometimes I groan at the bad ones, but still enjoy them and retell them a million times.
    And often, I laugh because of the way it's told. I tend to date goofballs, so even if the joke isn't funny, the joke-teller may be. :smile:
  • Posts: 1,434 Member
    depends of how I'm feeling... and if I like the guy... if I find him a bore, I don't laugh. :P
  • Posts: 411 Member
    I laugh at my fiances jokes whether funny or not.

    keeps us happy :)
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