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what is your number one rule for going to the bar
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no rules.. anything is fair game as long as tequila isnt involved0
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Don't get so blotto you end up in the wrong bedroom afterwards! I've seen the jokes regarding that. Seriously, I don't frequent bars so it's not a problem but also don't have any number one rule. I have a glass of wine at home, with friends but don't need to go out and pay those prices to enjoy a drink.0
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The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:0 -
Always wear camisole underneath shirt so when lifting top to flash it does not reveal too much!!0
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The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:
I've a feeling I'll need the ambulance... really though if I ever go to new york you are so bringing me drinking..0 -
We always have a word and route out of the bar for when the creepers start coming out...
Its "****, Stage 5 on the way" bwhahahah0 -
The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:
I've a feeling I'll need the ambulance... really though if I ever go to new york you are so bringing me drinking..
Don't worry I'll take care of you. You didn't have fun in NYC unless you vomit on a street corner. I'll even hold your hair for you. :laugh:0 -
The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:
I've a feeling I'll need the ambulance... really though if I ever go to new york you are so bringing me drinking..
Don't worry I'll take care of you. You didn't have fun in NYC unless you vomit on a street corner. I'll even hold your hair for you. :laugh:
Sounds like a great plan to me :drinker:0 -
One of my college girlfriends had a rule NOT to shave her legs before we went out so she wouldn't be temped to go home with anyone. I always figured she'd just end up drunk, embarrassed and have hairy legs...0
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Don't wake up with no memory, without my bra and with more money than I left with, ever again.0
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The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:
I've a feeling I'll need the ambulance... really though if I ever go to new york you are so bringing me drinking..
Don't worry I'll take care of you. You didn't have fun in NYC unless you vomit on a street corner. I'll even hold your hair for you. :laugh:
Funny. I think the same rule applies in New Orleans...0 -
The more the merrier.
And who needs an ambulance, we can do this and stumble our way through the door :laugh:
I've a feeling I'll need the ambulance... really though if I ever go to new york you are so bringing me drinking..
Don't worry I'll take care of you. You didn't have fun in NYC unless you vomit on a street corner. I'll even hold your hair for you. :laugh:
on puke on the train ride home and then run to the next car on the next stop and pretend it never happened :laugh:
ahhh i miss NYC, can't wait to go back in august and get crunk with my people0 -
1. Never go alone.
2. Bring a friend to the bathroom.
3. Drinks.... limit as best as possible, LOL0 -
great anymore???0
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It doesn't matter how fat or ugly the girls are, if they're willing to do a threesome with me, IT'S ON!!!!!0
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bump.....0
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Don't fall off the bar stool.
Liquor before beer your in the clear...beer before liquor you will never be sicker!0 -
Find the oldest looking guy in the bar (there is always one), and you and your girls have free drinks all nite:drinker:0
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When I go, I drink two amaretto sours.... thats it. It is my husband that always drinks more then me...and we make it a fun night.:blushing:0
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bump0
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No girly drinks and no "I'm not drinking because I'm........." , if it's only us guys. If I'm with a group of guys and girls the rule is everyone always takes a shot even if you still have a shot in your hand :laugh: :laugh:0
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layers, incase of vomit......0
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If you arrive early enough, all the ugly girls will be gone before 8 pm.0
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This was my motto in the Corps..... "Beauty Is just a light switch away"
doesnt matter how ugly she is, you flip that switch, she can be anyone you want her to be!0 -
go home alone..
To make this a false statement
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My rule?
Don't go to the bar.0 -
Dont puke in the bar.....or pee in the floor.... fall out of your chair at work the next day LMAO0
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wow now we're talking need more funny
make sure to take an extra pair of panties just incase you wet yourself
i was out one time and a friend did that... true story0 -
I have two
1. what happens at the bar stays at the bar
2. You're a man, its beer and shots only0 -
Find the hottest girl and buy her a drink...then the rest of the night the drinks are on the guys..trying to see they can take us home...lol
:laugh:
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