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      Never, ever, wear a button down shirt with a sheer bra underneath. This way, when the drunk guy grabs your arm, and you spin around to get away from him, you don't wind up exposing yourself to everyone on the dance floor when all the button pop open at once!

      Good times.
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      Don't give him an opportunity to slip me a roofie.
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      make up a fake name and fake number. My fake name used to be Debbie.
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      Never, ever, wear a button down shirt with a sheer bra underneath. This way, when the drunk guy grabs your arm, and you spin around to get away from him, you don't wind up exposing yourself to everyone on the dance floor when all the button pop open at once!

      Good times.

      *gets lost in a trance at profile pic*...umm u were saying..
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      mel thats actually practal lol btw great boob picture
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      mel thats actually practal lol btw great boob picture

      Lol, thanks :-) I had to learn it the hard way...I like to chose how much I show and when...boobie Friday profile pic...perfect example!
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      EVERYONE IS PRETTY AFTER 2AM!!!!! LMFAO!

      A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2?
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      I'm more of a house party type girl than a bar scene.

      1. If I can remember how much I embarrassed myself the night before, I didn't drink enough.

      2. If my night doesn't end in the back of a cop car, an ambulance, in a brawl, or "that one hot guy's" bed, I'm doing it wrong.

      3. From me to myself. "Sara, don't do anything I would do... Dammit tequila and Jack is involved, you're gonna do it anyway."

      Bottoms up my friends.
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      Blackouts are the universe's way of letting us forget the stupid *kitten* we did when we were drunk, so do not, under any circumstances, ask a friend what happened.
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      Don't go to the bar
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      Lock my phone so that I can't drunken text when I start to walk sideways.
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      don't go alone
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      This was my motto in the Corps..... "Beauty Is just a light switch away"

      doesnt matter how ugly she is, you flip that switch, she can be anyone you want her to be!

      I thought that was the Marine Corps motto...I saw some of the beasts guys brought back to the barracks from the bar!
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      You only can count on yourself to stay safe and NEVER EVER accept a drink from a stranger.
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      That I can't carry my own money, I could literally blow EVERYTHING at a bar.
      And I wont noticed 'till the day after :(
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      Bring my fake ID




      ...Totally kidding....
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      DON'T GET LOST IN THE MIRROR!!! Went out night with an ex and his best friend, went to the restroom & some ***** kept staring @ me. I couldn't figure out what her problem was. The closer I got, the harder she stared. Finally got right up on the chick....and realized she was my reflection in the mirror!!! Needless to say, the ex had to send a girl in to look for me because I had been in there so long and, obviously, they wouldn't let him do it, lol.
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      Tequilla is the best!
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      shot of tequilla and a glass of wine before anything. :) then it's balls to the wall.
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      Not Fair to have this here tonight. My husband and I are going to the bar with friends for the first time in 20 years, No exaggeration! 20 years since we've gone out!
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      Dont forget the Mio! Vodka+Water+Mio. Cheap, better for you than most drinks, and tastes great!!
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      Don't add anybody (not the cute guy who bought you a drink, not the new BFF you met in the bathroom, etc.) to your Facebook while you're at the bar - that's just an invitation for crazy.
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      Drink as much possible and leave with more ppl than you came with (opposite sex only lol)
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      Oh, and this was the rule when I was in university:

      Beer before liquor, never sicker.
      Liquor before beer, in the clear.
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      I always tell strangers a fake name (usually Rose, Blanche, or Sofia) for a few different reasons.. 1) I'm not looking for a new bff or boyfriend. 2) I really don't plan on being friends with anybody for more than just the night 3) helps me remember their strangers who actually believe my fake golden girl name. 4) helps avoid all creepy friend requests on facebook.. 5) it's hilarious.
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      Don't wear a skirt - when you leave the bar it'll be on backwards!
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