One thing you thought you'd never say...
cheshirequeen
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towards your children. I heard you better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about come out of my mouth. I guess at that moment I was channeling my mom. How about you?
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"I do not care who started it... I will end it!"
Followed by a moment of wtf did i just say!? Then intense laughter0 -
don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol0 -
Because I said so!0
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"If you're going to live under my roof, you're going to abide by my rules!"0
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Classic LOL! Ditto
don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol0 -
"No, you cannot attend a co-ed sleepover". (never even knew those existed!)0
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I say this one often."I do not care who started it... I will end it!"
Followed by a moment of wtf did i just say!? Then intense laughter
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"Look at me, i'm over here!"0
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You've got to the count of 5 to do what I told you to do or you are in big trouble!
Because I said so!0 -
Because I said so!0
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You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!0 -
LOL HILARIOUS - probably awkward.You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!0 -
don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol
That was hilarious! thanks for the morning laugh!!!0 -
You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
:laugh: oh no!0 -
towards your children. I heard you better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about come out of my mouth. I guess at that moment I was channeling my mom. How about you?
Ah..yes...i remember that threat well lol0 -
Nothing too crazy yet , mines only two.
"Destiny Delilah! don't bite the kitten! " is probably the best. lol.0 -
Stand on that spot right in front of me and loooook me in the eyes! LOL!
(when I get really cross but am a little amused at the same time due to whatever my little one is doing), I get him to stand and look at me, raise his hand and repeat whatever I think of at the time.....ie.
I (name of child) solemnly swear.....not to do x,y,z
I promise to be a really good boy and clear up my toys (or whatever)
If this is not done in 5 minutes mummy will tickle me!
It usually breaks the tension and he gives in and does it in a much calmer manner....or with a little reluctance depending, but in the end he does what he is asked.0 -
When ever my Great Nephews and Great Niece come over... Andrew... just because the dog is the size of a horse does not mean you can ride him like one. AND... Analise... stop dressing up your little brother in your dresses. Once was funny but everyday is getting a little old!0
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You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
LOL Thanks for the smile! I do this, use whatever words they say....i.e. "Just one more game mom!" Me: "I'll give you one more game!" along with 'the look' haha most of the time I never make any sense!0 -
I can't do just one - I try to keep a running list of sentences that I say to my child that are strange out of context:
If you don't know what it is, don't lick it.
Is he peeing on me?
What'd you do with the "A," Lebowski?
What haven't we done? Let's do "X."0 -
"Look at me, i'm over here!"
hahah... I will be using that one shortly..
how about
when someone rolls their eyes: Ive heard peopel respond with, dont roll your eyes, you will not find the answer above your head.
plus I tried the eye roll once just to do it.. WTF... why would anyone want to blurr their eyes up like that? :laugh:0 -
"Because I said so"
I heard it because of control. Not to teach respect.
My children are still hearing it to teach respect, and once they are older I will do everything in my power to never say that to them0 -
You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
LMAO!!!
Im at work reading this and just busted up laughing out loud. People probably think I'm crazy...0 -
Because I said so.
1....2....if I get to 3 you're getting a timeout! (This is usually when she grudgingly and with a large amount of attitude does what I asked her to do, and she's 4. -.-)0 -
"I don't know" and "whatever" are NOT answers!
Remember my parents saying this to me and thinking, but it IS my answer...and swore I never would say it... but now... 3 teenagers later... I say it all the dang time! LOL!0 -
... 15 month old sons First and Middle name!! Don't throw the remote, saucepan, toy, or whatever else he can fit in the trashcan!
Don't run over the dog with your tricycle.
Because I said so.
Don't you say Awwwwww to me.
No it is not the "least I can do" to get you an iPhone.0 -
My 13 year old son (at the time) discovered himself in my shower. He had just finished showering, I had to rush him out so I could step in. As I step in, I slipped on something a little slimey. I looked down and I yelled, "DOOOOOODDDDDEEEE, I JUST SLIPPED ON MY FREAKING GRANDKIDS!!!!
The look on his face...hahaha...just a genius moment.0 -
1. Don't make me take off my belt!
2. Ask your mother!
3. Get that look off your face or I'll slap the taste out of your mouth.
4. Pay you for doing chores? Get the f#&k outside and mow the f#&cking yard NOW!!!!!0 -
If you don't stop fighting , I'll turn this car around.0
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"Life's not fair". As much as I hated that one when I was a kid, I think more parents should be saying this to their kids.0
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