One thing you thought you'd never say...
cheshirequeen
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towards your children. I heard you better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about come out of my mouth. I guess at that moment I was channeling my mom. How about you?
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"I do not care who started it... I will end it!"
Followed by a moment of wtf did i just say!? Then intense laughter0 -
don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol0 -
Because I said so!0
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"If you're going to live under my roof, you're going to abide by my rules!"0
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Classic LOL! Dittodon't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol0 -
"No, you cannot attend a co-ed sleepover". (never even knew those existed!)0
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"I do not care who started it... I will end it!"
Followed by a moment of wtf did i just say!? Then intense laughter
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"Look at me, i'm over here!"0
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You've got to the count of 5 to do what I told you to do or you are in big trouble!
Because I said so!0 -
Because I said so!0
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You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!0 -
You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!0 -
don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol
That was hilarious! thanks for the morning laugh!!!0 -
You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
:laugh: oh no!0 -
Nothing too crazy yet , mines only two.
"Destiny Delilah! don't bite the kitten! " is probably the best. lol.0 -
towards your children. I heard you better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about come out of my mouth. I guess at that moment I was channeling my mom. How about you?
Ah..yes...i remember that threat well lol0 -
Stand on that spot right in front of me and loooook me in the eyes! LOL!
(when I get really cross but am a little amused at the same time due to whatever my little one is doing), I get him to stand and look at me, raise his hand and repeat whatever I think of at the time.....ie.
I (name of child) solemnly swear.....not to do x,y,z
I promise to be a really good boy and clear up my toys (or whatever)
If this is not done in 5 minutes mummy will tickle me!
It usually breaks the tension and he gives in and does it in a much calmer manner....or with a little reluctance depending, but in the end he does what he is asked.0 -
When ever my Great Nephews and Great Niece come over... Andrew... just because the dog is the size of a horse does not mean you can ride him like one. AND... Analise... stop dressing up your little brother in your dresses. Once was funny but everyday is getting a little old!0
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You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
LOL Thanks for the smile! I do this, use whatever words they say....i.e. "Just one more game mom!" Me: "I'll give you one more game!" along with 'the look' haha most of the time I never make any sense!0 -
I can't do just one - I try to keep a running list of sentences that I say to my child that are strange out of context:
If you don't know what it is, don't lick it.
Is he peeing on me?
What'd you do with the "A," Lebowski?
What haven't we done? Let's do "X."0
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