What's the last text you received?

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Not a text but the last voicemail I received was "Dave! It's Bob! I locked myself out of the house and left the bath running! Call me back!!"

    As you can see, my name is not Dave. And unfortunately, it was about 6 hours before I noticed I had a voicemail so no point letting him know he had the wrong number...
  • randiz66
    randiz66 Posts: 22 Member
    I cant. Im confused. These people re driving me nuts.
  • Mazza4011
    Mazza4011 Posts: 38 Member
    The Cape of Good Hope from 8-30.

    It's a pub here in Oxford, sited in a 'V' where two roads meet
  • sandown12
    sandown12 Posts: 648 Member
    I've got a signal now I'm in a pub having drinks & playing pool. What's the weather like there? I'm sure it always rains here in Shiptin Mallett lol , how's your weekend going ?x
  • sandown12
    sandown12 Posts: 648 Member
    "only if you swim naked"

    From a guy friend when I asked if I could use his pool today.....he's married!!!

    I'd forward that text to his wife creep
  • tdcibilly
    tdcibilly Posts: 78
    shhh they here
  • smkcx
    smkcx Posts: 69
    "have you left yet"
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    stay out of the woods, love you like crazy..get home safe. (from my best friend :heart:)
  • alfpalmer
    alfpalmer Posts: 150 Member
    We're outside Sephora on the 3rd floor.
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    it was a fb msg for spotify, and since that's not a legit message

    (uqt) ij

    i'm not sure what it means i think 'you qt'
    then i don't know.
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
    Hey... what gives?
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    Don't come home; a SWAT team is out front.
  • RoboLikes
    RoboLikes Posts: 519 Member
    I miss ye
  • spicerv1
    spicerv1 Posts: 11 Member
    Why is it that I got farther at 5 when I ran away then at 50?
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    "Done it but if I hear you moan once tomorrow about hangover when your washing nana bum" off my mum...
  • ChanniVincent
    ChanniVincent Posts: 188
    My friend, saying " I just *****ed at Robbie. " My ex, was my boyfriend/husband of 6 years. The only text I can remember is the one that he broke up with me though.
  • lausa22
    lausa22 Posts: 467 Member
    Yeah xxx
  • strbryt
    strbryt Posts: 488 Member
    "Barbie Movies suck"- sent to me by my cousin who was watching it with her little girl.
  • Sassy922
    Sassy922 Posts: 399 Member
    hey I'm gonna come back in a minute to get those pills, if you don't mind.
  • Romes08
    Romes08 Posts: 114 Member
    "idk consumer sales dude"
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Seems fine
  • tashaa1992
    tashaa1992 Posts: 658 Member
    I'm laying in bed thinking about you, I love you xxx looooool cringe!
  • AmbyrJayde
    AmbyrJayde Posts: 257 Member
    Are you hitting yourself with lettuce again?
    ----
    My salad attacked me the other day >.> lol
  • bbbsmama
    bbbsmama Posts: 96
    "we are putting lunch on the grill at noon so come around then"

    (my dad)
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    Mwah!

    From my BFF who'd been winding me up about me being on cruches.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    "Lolol! I like the sound of that. :D"
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    "well, i like your face region. it's neat."
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    Cake sounds good.
  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
    Yeah... I just got home. I decided to stay over at his house longer and watch UFC on Pay Per View.

    (2:30 am, my boyfriend)
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    "-__- no need to be a smart *kitten*..."

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