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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • lillianelise
    lillianelise Posts: 49 Member
    Haha. I haven't seen this. I've lost a bald eagle -
  • brandynicole28
    brandynicole28 Posts: 102 Member
    I have lost a newborn calf!! That really puts it in perspective!! :)
  • hellosara08
    hellosara08 Posts: 140 Member
    so far I've lost a sperm whale's brain. awesome! :drinker:
  • dramaqueen0619
    dramaqueen0619 Posts: 32 Member
    I'm 2 pounds shy of losing the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year!
  • CopyCat97
    CopyCat97 Posts: 75 Member
    almost lost a car tire and hopefully heading and getting close or hitting a newborn giraffe
  • crowunruh
    crowunruh Posts: 246 Member
    Too funny!
  • AsaraFuriosa
    AsaraFuriosa Posts: 293 Member
    I love these! Plus if you haven't done one in a while then you could have lost something entire different! :smile:

    The Worlds Largest Ball of Tape and an ostrich egg!
    84.1lbs :bigsmile:
  • SlinkyPinkyBunsOfSteel
    SlinkyPinkyBunsOfSteel Posts: 661 Member
    Last time I did this, I'd lost a microwave with half a guinnea pig in it. This time I've lost a human leg! :O
    *edit* from my heaviest weight of 191lbs, I've lost a humans leg AND a human head! :D
  • Mawkish1983
    Mawkish1983 Posts: 117 Member
    The amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and a guinae pig.
  • TurningBackTheScale
    TurningBackTheScale Posts: 76 Member
    Yay ive lost a sperm whale's brain
  • douglasmobbs
    douglasmobbs Posts: 563 Member
    I have lost a dictionary
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    3 pounds = Human brain
  • subcult
    subcult Posts: 262 Member
    I shocked at the weight of a gold brick. I definitely need to bulk up before raiding fort Knox.
  • Neahpata
    Neahpata Posts: 322 Member
    Interesting way to look at things, I have lost a mid-size microwave.
  • Neahpata
    Neahpata Posts: 322 Member
    I shocked at the weight of a gold brick. I definitely need to bulk up before raiding fort Knox.

    lol
  • Fairy_Farts
    Fairy_Farts Posts: 166 Member
    I bet you were popular :drinker:
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    bump
  • selig0730
    selig0730 Posts: 509 Member
    ive lost a air conditioner almost to the elephant penis,
  • janjan369
    janjan369 Posts: 98 Member
    Love this!
    I've lost an elephant's heart and a rack of baby back ribs...
    mmmmm...ribs...
  • Aleara2012
    Aleara2012 Posts: 225 Member
    I have lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg :D
  • All_is_well_1959
    All_is_well_1959 Posts: 77
    Bump:laugh:
  • narwhalicorn
    narwhalicorn Posts: 8
    I've lost an ostrich egg, but my goal is around the amount of cheese the average American consumes in a year. Ha!
  • raystark
    raystark Posts: 403 Member
    I also seem to have lost an elephant penis. :glasses:
  • cally69
    cally69 Posts: 182 Member
    Bump to keep for future reference...
  • fatmom51
    fatmom51 Posts: 173 Member
    Sounds like the set up for a bad joke, but an average house cat, a chihuahua and a guinea pig just ran off with my weight -- woo hoo!!

    And for those of you who've lost just under 60 pounds, it sounds like your elephants have had some shrinkage problems -- maybe it's cold in the jungle. (Of course, size isn't everything...LOL!)
  • hungrybunni
    hungrybunni Posts: 66 Member
    sooo funny and I've not seen this before ha ha x:laugh:
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain . :D

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