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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • kgb6days
    kgb6days Posts: 880 Member
    Hahahahaha - their penis weighs more than their brain!!!! FINALLY - PROOF!
  • alerica1
    alerica1 Posts: 310 Member
    I've lost a chihuahua.
  • 05HeatherLouise05
    05HeatherLouise05 Posts: 178 Member
    I have lost a Human Head + a Guinea Pig
  • DrewLundgren
    DrewLundgren Posts: 18 Member
    I lost either my head and a guinea pig, or my skin and brain. Somehow none of those things sounds good, but I do feel better.
  • pamperedlinny
    pamperedlinny Posts: 1,738 Member
    I've lost a bale of hay. :-) That's pretty cool I think. :happy:
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    I've only lost a 5-gallon bottle of water but it makes for a less provocative headline.
  • pittskaa
    pittskaa Posts: 319 Member
    love this
  • amanda8o
    amanda8o Posts: 352 Member
    I've lost an elephants heart and a rack of baby back ribs
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    My weight loss in eggs; so far:

    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    +
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    +
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    =
    34 pounds
  • Judgetaney
    Judgetaney Posts: 4 Member
    Thank you. This is a good one. I will use it monthly.
  • Penelope2Plyr
    Penelope2Plyr Posts: 166 Member
    I've lost an average 2 year old and an average housecat, but no one look for them. I sure don't want them back!!!!!!!!!!
  • fatmom51
    fatmom51 Posts: 173 Member
    Hahahahaha - their penis weighs more than their brain!!!! FINALLY - PROOF!

    Wow! The temptation to comment on this is overwhelming, but I'll restrain myself.
  • sars_68
    sars_68 Posts: 308 Member
    I've lost a two month old horse minus a guinea pig!!
  • sars_68
    sars_68 Posts: 308 Member
    Hahahahaha - their penis weighs more than their brain!!!! FINALLY - PROOF!

    Wow! The temptation to comment on this is overwhelming, but I'll restrain myself.



    LOVE IT!!!!
  • Swissmiss
    Swissmiss Posts: 8,754 Member
    Congrats on losing 60 pounds. :laugh:
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    Getting close to saying goodbye to the irish setter, Will not miss my faithful companion!
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave and a rack of baby back ribs!

    Almost at an average human leg :happy:
  • firefightmc
    firefightmc Posts: 33 Member
    congrads on your lossing your penis,
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
  • ajfc1971
    ajfc1971 Posts: 258 Member
    I've lost nearly a full car tyre.
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    Check the tracker
    > Elephant Penis #SCORE!!!!

    :drinker:
  • rjcelmer
    rjcelmer Posts: 431 Member
    I love it. Congrats!

    One newborn calf is history over here!
  • nwg74
    nwg74 Posts: 360 Member
    177.5 pounds

    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

    and

    25 pounds = an average 2 year old

    and

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    and

    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
  • DefyGravity1977
    DefyGravity1977 Posts: 300 Member
    I am two pounds shy of a gold brick!!! That is freaking awesome!!
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    I bet the elephant is a bit freaked out, and possibly slightly annoyed, but way to go. Congratulations.

    I've lost an Irish Setter and a Chihuahua. Now the Chihuahua would be easy to misplace but an Irish Setter not so. :tongue:
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    Best thread title ever.
  • PhilBeebe
    PhilBeebe Posts: 1 Member
    I've lost a 2 year old and their Guinea pig.
  • 2manyhats
    2manyhats Posts: 1,190 Member
    I have never seen it before either, to funny! So printing this off to help boost spirits at work. :laugh:
  • Racheyj76
    Racheyj76 Posts: 34 Member
    Love this! :love:
  • rhe280
    rhe280 Posts: 71
    ive lost a guinea pig and a human head...yay!! love this!
  • SKIPPER
    SKIPPER Posts: 23 Member
    Just started this site.....excited to have lost a guinea so far....my goal is an elephant penis too! Congrats!

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