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    I've lost an Elephant Penis

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    • Posts: 737 Member
      This is awesome. I'm down almost 10 dozen large eggs with a goal of an Irish Setter
    • Posts: 121 Member
      I've lost a tire. Still have a few spares to get rid of too. lol!
    • Posts: 49 Member
      lol, bump
    • Posts: 707 Member
      A bald eagle who ate a guinea pig.... poor guinea pig :sad: LOL
    • Posts: 1,371 Member
      You know what they say - once you go elephant, everything else is irrelephant.
      You're silly! :-)



      Well... I've lost 2/3rds of an elephant's penis... he's just left with a stump now!


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    • Posts: 839 Member
      That's the best post I've ever read!:laugh:
    • Posts: 87
      WTG!! :)
    • Posts: 501 Member
      I've lost a midsize microwave :laugh:
    • Posts: 501 Member
      I am just getting started so I will have to settle for elephant penis envy...for now. You know what they say - once you go elephant, everything else is irrelephant.

      Awesome :wink:
    • Posts: 14 Member
      bump
    • Posts: 269 Member
      Awesome.
      Small bale of hay, 1 guinea pig and a dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts for me lol
    • Posts: 53
      I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:


      187 pounds = an average adult man

      Christ on a bike, I weighed more than an average MAN... I am only short too :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry:
    • Posts: 36
      I haven't seen this before - that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing :D
    • Posts: 30
      I lost a bald eagle. Should i feel bad? Aren't they endangered? ;). Just kidding. LOVE the list.
    • Posts: 108
      Funny!!
    • Posts: 145 Member
      this is neat! I've lost an average housecat! :)
    • Posts: 1,016 Member
      40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg!!! :)
    • Posts: 403 Member
      this is neat! I've lost an average housecat! :)

      Losing cats is a good thing. :happy:
    • Posts: 79
      I've lost a two year old...this makes me giggle. :D
    • Posts: 2,687 Member
      I like this!

      I've lost the 'amount of cheese an average American eats in a year' and half a Guinea Pig :D
    • Posts: 1,791 Member
      What a catchy title! LOL

      I've lost an ostrich egg but I wouldn't mind losing a cinder block.
    • Posts: 169 Member
      Seriously?? I have to lose a lineman????? WOW.
    • Posts: 103 Member
      I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig!!!

      My goal is to lose an elephant's penis!!! (My new fb status! LOL)
    • Posts: 119 Member
      Love this!

      I've lost the World's Largest Ball of Tape and a guinea pig!
    • Posts: 1,584 Member
      Since joining MFP- I've lost a human skin....since I started my journey, I've lost an average human leg :)
    • Posts: 1,203 Member
      Woot! Human Head!
    • Posts: 16 Member
      That is great! I had no idea elephant penis' were so large. Congrats on your weight loss.
    • Posts: 338
      I have lost almost amount of cheese an average American eats in a year. WOOHOO!
    • Posts: 97 Member
      I've lost a human head, an automoble tire and a newborn!

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