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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • sunnykb
    sunnykb Posts: 27 Member
    I've lost the amount of chemical additives an American consumes each year!
  • BlondeQtTexas
    BlondeQtTexas Posts: 97 Member
    bump for the night crew
  • 4myhealth77
    4myhealth77 Posts: 77 Member
    cute
  • Laurielronic
    Laurielronic Posts: 61 Member
    I like this. I have lost an average 2 year old:)
  • rubylt
    rubylt Posts: 2 Member
    funny chart - i guess I've lost a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
  • EAlexandraB
    EAlexandraB Posts: 98 Member
    I've lost an average 2-year-old!

    Somehow, for me the take-home message here was that an elephant's penis is heavier than its heart. That seems...wrong (though perhaps not to boy elephants...)
  • caroleslaststand
    caroleslaststand Posts: 176 Member
    One of my biggest motivations to lose weight was realizing that I weighed more than most football players - big, usually tall, beefy type MEN and I'm a little 5 foot tall woman with small bones.
  • msminkee
    msminkee Posts: 41 Member
    A fun chart - A cinder block lost for me.
  • drotarthebarbarian
    drotarthebarbarian Posts: 39 Member
    Words I never thought I'd type, but here goes: here I come elephant penis!
  • adriankhoo153
    adriankhoo153 Posts: 2
    I lost a cinder block !
  • grrrlface
    grrrlface Posts: 1,204 Member
    A cinder block. :-)
  • sphyxy
    sphyxy Posts: 202 Member
    Love this!
  • BlackStarlight
    BlackStarlight Posts: 554 Member
    a 5000 air conditioner :smile: :flowerforyou:
  • deborahjr
    deborahjr Posts: 29 Member
    It's scary to think that a few months ago I was carrying around a cinder block all the time.....how was I able to cope?
  • sharkweek
    sharkweek Posts: 165 Member
    I've lost a newborn, which works out great since I'm not a kid person. :wink: Nice post!
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
    I weigh a bit less than a newborn giraffe and I've lost the weight of an average 2 yr old. I have a 2 yr old who actually weighs about that (had to convert kilos to lbs lol) so next time i pick her up I'll remind myself that this is how much weight I've lost :)
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    oh and a a Guinea Pig!


    Yay for me :smile:
  • vera39501
    vera39501 Posts: 1
    You go girl, hopefully I will catch up with you.
  • cavegrl140
    cavegrl140 Posts: 19
    Good Lord... I've lost THAT much pizza???
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
    Imagine how the poor elephant feels.....
  • 1969ned
    1969ned Posts: 219
    bump
  • MissNations
    MissNations Posts: 513 Member
    Automobile tire...going for the cheese...
  • yougojo170
    yougojo170 Posts: 62
    This is great! I lost a Bald Eagle! LOL Didn't even know I had one.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf!
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain + a guinea pig.
  • emnk5308
    emnk5308 Posts: 736
    That's wayyyyy more exciting than a cinder block! I'll have to keep that in mind though, as that's my goal!

    I've lost a cinder block too. =p I'd much rather lose an elephants wiener though hahaha. :laugh:
  • NAcetoLang
    NAcetoLang Posts: 517 Member
    I'm just between 10 dozen eggs and a sperm whale's brain... hmmm there's something I never thought I'd say lol
  • jestersvk
    jestersvk Posts: 49
    :D:D:D:D I lost an elephants penis + a guinea pig :D:D:D
  • meljofield
    meljofield Posts: 79
    LOL! BUMP.

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