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I've lost an Elephant Penis
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hahah awesome comparisons1
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I've lost an average 2 year old. OMG!
Thanks for sharing. :laugh:0 -
I've lost a Chihuahua!0
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Fats and oils an average American eats in a year and a guinea pig here!0
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I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig. :happy:0
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bump0
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HA! This is fantastic!0
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I lost an amount of pizza an average American eats in a year :bigsmile:0
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sure beats gaining an elephant penis0
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I have lost the amount of fats and oils an average American eats in a year...yuck0
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But I need to lose an average adult woman!0
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Wow me too lol0
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Love it!
Since our heads are 8lbs, can we subtract amount from out weight since we HOPE our brains do NOT shrink?0 -
Great list!0
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I lost the worlds largest duct tape ball....0
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:noway: I already have a spare tire!?!? Oh man! Can't wait to lose that!0
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an ostrich egg0
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I have lost a 2 month old horse and human skin..0
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Lol i love this! I've lost a mid-size microwave. LOL0
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Oh my god!! Love it!!0
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This cracks me up!0
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
Holy F**k - and elephants penis weighs 60 lbs!!!???? Great for you.... not so sure about that elephant.
I lost an average newborn!0 -
I lost six average human brains....no wonder I am having writer's block!0
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bump for later...0
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this is great! My goal is lose an elephant's heart0
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Haha! I love this. I've lost a sperm whale's brain. :P0
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a bald eagle and a gineau pig whoop!0
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a baby giraffe plus a human head0
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lol love this - just what I need starting out on my weight loss journey!!!! Put a smile on my face here in Ireland x0
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Finally, I can say this! It's been a hard road but totally worth traveling with all my MFP's. WOOHOO!!!! Happy Dance :drinker: :bigsmile:0
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