Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya

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  • LastMinuteMama
    LastMinuteMama Posts: 590 Member
    I love this movie! I think I should bust out the DVD and introduce my kids to it this weekend!
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Inconceivable! :wink:

    You keep saying that, I don't think you know what that word means.
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    i have a shirt that says the whole phrase on what looks to be a "hello, my name is" sticker..its fooled quite a few people:laugh:
  • wlgreen379
    wlgreen379 Posts: 104
    I really hope it is raining this afternoon so I can strap my daughter to the couch and make her watch it. She's only 4 but she HAS to love this movie as much as I do.
  • seardefilip
    seardefilip Posts: 96
    AS YOU WIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!
  • MrsB724
    MrsB724 Posts: 247
    A few of my favorites that haven't been listed so far...



    No More Rhymes Now I Mean It!


    Anybody want a peanut?

    Love this movie. Our first dance at our wedding was to the theme song from this movie.....oh the memories :)
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
    Max: "I told you never to say that name!"

    Valerie: "What, Humperdinck?"

    Max: "Aaa!"

    Valerie: "Humperdinck! Humperdi-i-i-ink! Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!"

    Max: "Nobody's hearin' nothin'!"
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
    Inconceivable! :wink:

    ^
    ^
    DEFINITELY THIS :drinker:
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
    So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence... Boo. Boo! Rubbish, filth, slime, muck... Boo! Boo!

    BOOOOO!
  • writinwater
    writinwater Posts: 52
    Thanks Guys, I love this film & try to watch it whenever it is on! Although I never knew it was a book - book ordered & will be delivered within 4 working days, haha can't wait :bigsmile:

    Russ

    Haha, good one! You're gonna love it!! :D
  • Nikstergirl
    Nikstergirl Posts: 1,549 Member
    I am seriously in love with each of you... this is the best movie ever! My kids like it, maybe not as much as me, but they've only seen it a few times. Next rainy afternoon we get, this is going on the big screen!!!!

    "I'm not a witch, I'm your WIFE!"

    one of my favs... but they are ALL great!!!!
  • mom2enlp
    mom2enlp Posts: 38 Member
    Can't see Mandy Patinkin in anything (even episodes of Criminal Minds) without thinking it...
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
    And another... but this one you just have to hear.

    http://www.moviesoundclips.net/download.php?id=2887&ft=wav
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
    L-O-V-E THIS MOVIE!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I am sorry. We cannot be friends. I have 6 fingers. It will never work.



    But if you can overlook that, I will give it a shot.
  • JenG_2011
    JenG_2011 Posts: 79 Member
    BEST.MOVIE.EVER!!

    No more rhymes now, I mean it.. anybody want a peanut? .. one of my favorite lines

    and I swear my youngest son looked just like Vizzini when he was born.. we kept looking at him and whispering "INCONCEIVABLE!!'
  • writinwater
    writinwater Posts: 52
    READ THE BOOK!! It's AWESOME!! Buttercup is SUCH a moron, it's hilarious! :D

    I found the book to be awfully misogynistic... but then again, I haven't read it in YEARS.

    (This is not to say it wasn't hilarious and an amazing read and I loved the map and the Zoo of Death is SO MUCH MORE FULFILLING than the Pit of Despair... but hey, some allowances have to be made for book->movie translations, am I right?)

    I tend to skip all the stuff at the start where he's rediscovered the book as an adult (that's a bit weird and TMI about the girl at the pool..), and I can't count the number of people who have read it and asked me if Morgenstern is a real author *face palm*

    You're so right about the translation - they did an AWESOME job! Athough I think William Goldman is actually a screen writer, so it was probably intended to be a movie from the start? (I something along those lines years ago, anyway) :D
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    did I make it clear that your JOB is at stake? \m/
  • gritgirl
    gritgirl Posts: 95 Member
    I actually bought the book when it first came out a long, long time ago. I think the book is even funnier than the movie and it saved my bacon during the loooong summer visits with my father and his new wife. A wonderful way to escape. In the book, Buttercup is the stupidest being alive and that actually adds wonderfully to the story.
  • Skeen903
    Skeen903 Posts: 408 Member
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Love the movie!!!!
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
    Nice to meet you ;) ha ha ha
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
    I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
  • ThorneDust
    ThorneDust Posts: 189 Member
    hahahaa, as soon as I saw this, I KNEW I had to open it :)

    This! I looooove this movie so much. :)
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
    Love love love that movie!

    My husband and I own a video store....I hope we still have it. Now I want to watch it again :-)
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    Can't see Mandy Patinkin in anything (even episodes of Criminal Minds) without thinking it...

    Same here. I had a hard time taking him seriously in Dead Like Me (which was an awesome show that I wish hadn't been canceled).
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    A nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean...

    They're so perky, I love that.
  • Wuggums
    Wuggums Posts: 339 Member
    Best movie ever! Have fun storming the castle!!
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    In my top 5 greatest movies ever!


    Inigo Montoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.

    [Shows the Man in Black the sword]

    Man in Black: I've never seen its equal.
    Inigo Montoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.

    [strokes the scars on his cheeks]

    Man in Black: How old were you?
    Inigo Montoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    I think this is one of the GREATEST scenes in cinema, not for the upcoming swordfight, and not for the childhood story, but for the characterization of both men. Inigo actually HANDS HIS SWORD OVER to his rival, who he has to figure is there to try to kill him.

    The honor that they both display there is something I've rarely seen displayed in movie characters.

    "You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die," indeed!
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
    Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
    Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
    Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
    Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
    Man in Black: And what is that?
    Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
    [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
    Man in Black: You are amazing.
    Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
    Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
    Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
    Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
    [Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]

    I love this fight scene!!
  • writinwater
    writinwater Posts: 52
    Can't see Mandy Patinkin in anything (even episodes of Criminal Minds) without thinking it...

    HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT IT'S HIM BEFORE?!

    Thank you, you've changed my life for the better.

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