ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    lets put it this way, if the feds ever decide to try and take my gun ownership rights away, we will have some *issues*

    2nd amendment all the way!!!!

    I just happen to like horror movies, and zombies are one of my favorite things. It is plausible, not probable, but plausible.. Thats why I like em... hate vampires tho!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Dude Vampires never could exist such a flawed theory... Werewolves however!!!! lol

    I like the way that I am Legend gave a different twist to Zombie(ism)

    I think I am Legend was trying to tell us that it may actually happen this way...

    Rabies... A scary thing!
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Seeking shelter in a library or bookstore. There are few windows and steel doors. I'll have history and entertainment all around me for years. In the event the zombies did get in, I'l just run in circles around all the aisles for a while, they aren't very smart and get confused easy. Worst case scenario, I'll knock the aisles over on them.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    See above answer.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    Put me on the roof of that library or bookstore with a rifle and plenty of ammo. They won't get near it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Bow and Arrow. Or a can of Raid. Hey, you never know, it hasn't been tried in the movies.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I liked the answer "Why run? Kill 'em all!"
    I'm on his team! lol

    Where will I be:Headed out of Kansas City to south-central, Missouri.

    Will I be able to outrun them?: I think so.

    Skills: firearms, first aid, finding my own food, cooking what I find, thinking quickly in stressful situations, staying calm

    Weapon of choice: Will definitely have my pistol, rifle, and shotgun. If the ammo runs out, I'd like to have a machete (need one) and an metal baseball bat. ALSO!!!!!! Maltov cocktails when you run into a herd!

    You have been recruited!

    Woot!

    I always wondered why the characters in "Walking Dead" didn't use fire...until the final episode of season 2. Yay for the barn scene! xD
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Seeking shelter in a library or bookstore. There are few windows and steel doors. I'll have history and entertainment all around me for years. In the event the zombies did get in, I'l just run in circles around all the aisles for a while, they aren't very smart and get confused easy. Worst case scenario, I'll knock the aisles over on them.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    See above answer.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    Put me on the roof of that library or bookstore with a rifle and plenty of ammo. They won't get near it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Bow and Arrow. Or a can of Raid. Hey, you never know, it hasn't been tried in the movies.

    A can of raid and a Zippo! :laugh: Fire! Fire! Fire! :laugh: :smokin:
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Seeking shelter in a library or bookstore. There are few windows and steel doors. I'll have history and entertainment all around me for years. In the event the zombies did get in, I'l just run in circles around all the aisles for a while, they aren't very smart and get confused easy. Worst case scenario, I'll knock the aisles over on them.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    See above answer.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    Put me on the roof of that library or bookstore with a rifle and plenty of ammo. They won't get near it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Bow and Arrow. Or a can of Raid. Hey, you never know, it hasn't been tried in the movies.

    A library is great and all but you will have no food! i think you should join the Zombie Apocalypse Resistance (ZAR) with me and the SSG... You can be the librarian if youd like! LOL
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Seeking shelter in a library or bookstore. There are few windows and steel doors. I'll have history and entertainment all around me for years. In the event the zombies did get in, I'l just run in circles around all the aisles for a while, they aren't very smart and get confused easy. Worst case scenario, I'll knock the aisles over on them.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    See above answer.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    Put me on the roof of that library or bookstore with a rifle and plenty of ammo. They won't get near it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Bow and Arrow. Or a can of Raid. Hey, you never know, it hasn't been tried in the movies.

    A library is great and all but you will have no food! i think you should join the Zombie Apocalypse Resistance (ZAR) with me and the SSG... You can be the librarian if youd like! LOL

    He makes a good point..
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    This bandwagon is getting to be as stupid as the bacon one.....sheesh.

    These idiots out there are the ones that give legitimate gunowners, hunters, and outdoor survivalists the shivers....

    I'm not a hunter, but I have been a firearms owner all my life. I learned to shoot when I was 18 and have been a fan ever since. I enjoy firing weapons. :tongue: I ALSO just happen to enjoy fantasy fiction as well. It's called enjoying life. I am personally more concerned about an economic collapse than an apocolypse of any kind, but I am always prepared.

    The point is, just because you don't enjoy something, doesn't mean you get to poo-poo others who do. That's a little bit selfish and just plain mean.:grumble:
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    I'm not entirely sure I *want* to survive the zombie apocalypse :)
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member

    Weapon of choice: Will definitely have my pistol, rifle, and shotgun. If the ammo runs out, I'd like to have a machete (need one) and an metal baseball bat. ALSO!!!!!! Maltov cocktails when you run into a herd!

    Throw a molotov cocktail into a horde of zombies trying to eat you and you end up with a horde of burning zombies trying to eat you.

    It won't take long for their bodies to burn up.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    This bandwagon is getting to be as stupid as the bacon one.....sheesh.

    These idiots out there are the ones that give legitimate gunowners, hunters, and outdoor survivalists the shivers....

    I'm not a hunter, but I have been a firearms owner all my life. I learned to shoot when I was 18 and have been a fan ever since. I enjoy firing weapons. :tongue: I ALSO just happen to enjoy fantasy fiction as well. It's called enjoying life. I am personally more concerned about an economic collapse than an apocolypse of any kind, but I am always prepared.

    The point is, just because you don't enjoy something, doesn't mean you get to poo-poo others who do. That's a little bit selfish and just plain mean.:grumble:

    LOL POO-POO those who do... New awesome statement of the year?!?!?

    Dude economic colapse is whats going to spark the zombie apocalypse. you didnt know?!
  • Where will i be: Wisconsin, but headed for the mountains
    Will i be able to out run them: yes, they move pretty slowly
    What survival skills do I have: Hunting, Food acquisition, survival skills
    Weapon of choice: a Fricken 12 Guage! Duh
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I'm not entirely sure I *want* to survive the zombie apocalypse :)

    Right because becoming part of the Walking Dead Crew (WDC) Will certainly end better for you?
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Where will i be: Wisconsin, but headed for the mountains
    Will i be able to out run them: yes, they move pretty slowly
    What survival skills do I have: Hunting, Food acquisition, survival skills
    Weapon of choice: a Fricken 12 Guage! Duh

    12 gauge has alot of noise** See previous posts about noise**

    Also we have discussed this(They are fast moving zombies dude) Re-evaluate your plan brah
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    I am concerned about eating back my calories lost from battling the zombies

    Lol, absolutely!
  • missoularocks
    missoularocks Posts: 294 Member
    Where will i be: Hiding out in Glacier National Park
    Will i be able to out run them: Hell yeah. They are slow!
    What survival skills do I have: Camping, Cooking, Smarts.
    Weapon of choice: Machete!

    Random: There is a local company in MT that makes Zombie Tools. http://zombietools.net/
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Again ppl we have established that these are fast zombies! they will be coming to eat you... they want a pack of that back flesh!
  • xSCiNTILLATEx79
    xSCiNTILLATEx79 Posts: 245 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Oregon, then plan on going up to Washington to meet with friends with a boat if that is not an option will head east to something more remote. (already have a plan, zombies, end of world, (any apocalyptic event)

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Probably for awhile but I got a bad knee so, hopefully I can be stealth enough and smart enough to not constantly be running my butt off.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    "professional" Left 4 Dead player lol, know how to use a gun, have a survival bag ready. Where I work I can get everything I need for any type of emergency I can also garden/grow my own food, resourceful. I have weapons, rations, med kits, and a gas mask, Im confident, I'm prepared.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?
    I would want a cross bow - however any solid Melee weapon will work.
  • carld256
    carld256 Posts: 855 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Ohio, probably in my bedroom, hiding and scarfing down twinkies and hohos like nobody's business.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    After all those Twinkies? Probably not.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    See previous answer about hiding.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Sarcastic banter.
  • sh3lby03
    sh3lby03 Posts: 193 Member
    will i be: Maryland, heading away from all crowded areas (aka all of MD) so toward west virginia
    Will i be able to out run them: yes, my friends have already nominate certain friends as "bait" to slow them down lol, no worries the friends willingly take on their role
    What survival skills do I have: excellent marksman skills
    Weapon of choice: My 45cal glock or 40 cal kimber, i'm a pistol girl through and through

    side note: doing the runforyoulives! 5k for practice:p
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Where will I be?
    Dunno. Depends when it happens, right? Right now, I'm in California

    Will you be able to out run them?
    I'm a distance runner, not a sprinter, so if they're slow zombies, then yes. If they're those fast mf'ers then I'm screwed.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?
    I can swim and climb and kayak. I believe zombies can't swim, right?

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?
    I think I'll just hide until somebody kills all the zombies for me.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Seeking shelter in a library or bookstore. There are few windows and steel doors. I'll have history and entertainment all around me for years. In the event the zombies did get in, I'l just run in circles around all the aisles for a while, they aren't very smart and get confused easy. Worst case scenario, I'll knock the aisles over on them.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    See above answer.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    Put me on the roof of that library or bookstore with a rifle and plenty of ammo. They won't get near it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Bow and Arrow. Or a can of Raid. Hey, you never know, it hasn't been tried in the movies.

    A library is great and all but you will have no food! i think you should join the Zombie Apocalypse Resistance (ZAR) with me and the SSG... You can be the librarian if youd like! LOL

    Sure there will be food. A garden on the rooftop where I'm sniping. But, you promise me books, I'll join your resistance :)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I will be in this house...preferably with guys who have a lot of weapons in case Plan A fails :bigsmile:

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  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Ohio, probably in my bedroom, hiding and scarfing down twinkies and hohos like nobody's business.

    Will you be able to out run them?

    After all those Twinkies? Probably not.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    See previous answer about hiding.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Sarcastic banter.

    You have been recruited as well, just bring the snacks
  • nysgyrl
    nysgyrl Posts: 18
    Where will i be: Michigan because it's easier to say warm than it is to cool down! But more specifically, I would have to run down to Milan and take over the prison! Nice tall fences and barbed wire and if I make sure to clear all the prisoners/zombie that are there it will be Paradise!
    Will i be able to out run them: Yep but you really don't need a lot to out run them, unless they herd up!
    What survival skills do I have: being able to make anything a good meal, farming, inventive ways to filter water, and of course I have science on my side!
    Weapon of choice: CROSSBOW or COMPOUND BOW - Heck all types of bows. I mean really - - think about it - - bows offer zombie killing at a distance and reuseable ammo! Duh. However, I would keep several 12 gauge shot guns near by in case of a herd!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I will be in this house...preferably with guys who have a lot of weapons in case Plan A fails :bigsmile:

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    AMAZINGGG^^^
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    I will be in this house...preferably with guys who have a lot of weapons in case Plan A fails :bigsmile:

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    AMAZINGGG^^^

    Only if electricity survives. I'd put solar panels on the roof of my bookstore, but then there'd be no room for the garden.
  • anels449
    anels449 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Where will you be:
    Wisconsin, so I'll be hoping for winter when the apocalypse starts!

    Will you be able to outrun them:
    If it starts tomorrow, nope :( Injured my knee, so I've been on couch duty for a week now. Before the injury? I'm a slower runner, but I have the stamina.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?
    I can shoot guns. So I think I could help haha!

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?
    Sledgehammer.
  • nysgyrl
    nysgyrl Posts: 18
    Take a look at the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. I plan on being in MO on the second floor of my house with the stairway destroyed.

    What about food? You can only stock pile so much and then when you run out -- which you will, you won't be able to get back down to scavenge for more. You can come and live in the prison I'm going to take over when the zombie apocalypse happens. Hasn't anyone read or watched THE WALKING DEAD!
  • screw out running them, those suckers multiply every second....ima be won of em. xD