Healthy foods to survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    foraged food
  • angrodriguez92
    angrodriguez92 Posts: 193 Member
    Nuts, nut butter, dried food, canned veggies, lots of protein bars, vitamins, dietary supplement drink mixes, whey protein.
  • socalgirl68
    socalgirl68 Posts: 85
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)
  • socalgirl68
    socalgirl68 Posts: 85
    Dried beans, rice, oats and other grains.

    But if you believe what you read here, you can just 'shut down your metabolism' by eating at 1200 for a day or two. Then you don't need any food at all. :laugh:

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  • sweettthings
    sweettthings Posts: 157 Member
    Dried pasta and beans, lentils, etc. Jarred pasta sauce and canned tomatos & paste. Canned salmon (healthy fish oils and a great source of calcium) and tuna.

    I would think that a relatively high sodium content would be a bonus during a zombie apocalypse. Since water will be presumably hard to come by, we'll want our bodies to retain as much of it as possible.
  • mcarter99
    mcarter99 Posts: 1,666 Member
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)

    Why can't they break in? Because they don't have Costco cards? :happy:

    Where I live half the town is Mormon, and they usually have 2 years of apocalypse food stored. So I guess I'd be converting when the zombies come.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)

    do they sell guns? i think i'd choose wal mart so that i can get some weapons.
  • socalgirl68
    socalgirl68 Posts: 85
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)

    Why can't they break in? Because they don't have Costco cards? :happy:

    Where I live half the town is Mormon, and they usually have 2 years of apocalypse food stored. So I guess I'd be converting when the zombies come.

    lol exactly! haha jk. they can't get in because it is a warehouse and it is all sealed up :)
  • socalgirl68
    socalgirl68 Posts: 85
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)

    do they sell guns? i think i'd choose wal mart so that i can get some weapons.

    yah but they can break into walmart!! costco is a warehouse, you are safe there ;) LOL btw, i love ur picture :love:
  • PaleoPath4Lyfe
    PaleoPath4Lyfe Posts: 3,161 Member
    In my efforts to stockpile a little extra food for unforeseen local emergencies, from a 3-Day power outage to a full-blown Zombie Apocalypse, I've noticed that foods with a 1 - 2+ year shelf life tend to be high in sodium or other undesirable ingredients.

    What are some suggestions for fairly healthy foods that have a shelf life greater than 1 year? Thanks

    Get yourself a dehydrator and start drying meat, veggies, fruit, nuts, seeds, etc.
  • LesterBlackstone
    LesterBlackstone Posts: 291 Member
    Poppycock.

    Never had it. What does it taste like?
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Have you looked into hyroponics? You will need to make sure you have a generator or some source of energy for the lamps.
  • mcarter99
    mcarter99 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Yeah, the dried beans and rice are going to taste lousy if you don't have power to cook them.
  • becki1815
    becki1815 Posts: 51 Member
    The high sodium just means you need to stockpile bottles of water with it to wash it out. Then of course you need to have a way to dispose of your chamber pot, with all that water....

    Costco at least has coffins in stock....
  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member
    Brains.

    FTW!
  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member
    Poppycock.

    Never had it. What does it taste like?

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  • DisputedEnds
    DisputedEnds Posts: 95
    The worlds not going to end get over yourself
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
    In the case of a zombie apocalypse - i would no longer care about which foods I am eatting, as long as if i am eatting something. In a time of emergency, you cant be too particular and just be thankful for the fact you have food.

    Haha I could just imagine being locked down in the basement during a zombie apocalypse reading the ingredient labels saying "this has way too much sodium".
    ^^^This! Wouldn't worry about the sodium. However, DO make sure you have a non-electric can opener.....
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    I don't know about you guys, but I am going to costco when the zombie apocalypse happens. They can't break in and and you have all the food you need! :) but shhhh, don't tell anyone ;)

    do they sell guns? i think i'd choose wal mart so that i can get some weapons.

    yah but they can break into walmart!! costco is a warehouse, you are safe there ;)

    You would be better off going to a business that has a second floor {not going to tell you my fall back location}. Block off the stairs cases and wedge the elevator. Warehouses have a weakness called delivery bay doors.
  • lamarwright
    lamarwright Posts: 3
    But then you will get affected, i would stock up on dried carb's and dried fruit, added with canned veggies, and beans.
  • NoxDineen
    NoxDineen Posts: 497 Member
    First of all, I like where your head is at.

    Secondly, do you have canned tuna in your stockpile? That would probably be the first thing I'd grab.
  • michaelsgirl1210
    michaelsgirl1210 Posts: 37 Member
    Freeze dried fruits and vegetables. Depending on the variety and how they are canned, some can last up to 20 years if they are unopened. And they taste good dry or re-hydrated. I buy them from Shelf Reliance because my toddler has texture issues and can't handle a lot of fresh vegetables.
  • SgtMindy
    SgtMindy Posts: 53
    Learn how to can.... it's easier than you think.
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