What's your stupid human trick?

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member


    I can do a cartwheel -- but only to the right, not the left. And I'm left handed. Awkward.

    I'm the opposite - Left Cartwheel, Right handed.
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  • AZChristy
    AZChristy Posts: 30 Member
    I can blow bubbles out of my eyes under water. :)
  • JenRLo
    JenRLo Posts: 95 Member
    Totally useless ..... but .... I can tie sections of my hair in multiple knots with one hand. It started years ago with twirling my hair and ended with knots. I'm better with my left hand (and I'm right handed). My daughter's friends think I'm awesome for it!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

    ah yes, a skill I also carefully honed in college

    As did I. Made me wickedly popular at frat parties. ;)
  • jenism
    jenism Posts: 31 Member
    My useless talents are that I can touch my elbows behind my back, wiggle my eyes and my thumbs are double jointed.
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    I am extremely flexible- so positions you only read about, I can do.
    I can touch my tongue to my nose, roll it, and make it into a flower
    I can speak fluent pig latin
    Can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, as well as unwrap a starburst.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I can drive a car with my feet while sitting in the back seat
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i can lick my nose.

    i can scratch my tonsils.

    i can move my eyes independantly.

    my eyes change color w/ my mood, but i can't control it.

    i can "carry" a color. meaning i can go to a store and know automatically if one color will go w/ another.

    i can go into a supermarket for milk - and come out with ONLY milk.

    i can get home from anywhere.

    i can get anywhere as long as i've been there once.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    I can say what a person is saying as they say it. The real time copying is even more annoying than delayed repeating. It's pretty easy to tell that I was the younger sibling.
  • Turtlehurdle
    Turtlehurdle Posts: 412
    My blood hurts
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
    i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

    Me too!

    I can also fold my tongue the horizontal way (most people can do the vertical way, so it looks like a tube) and I can touch it to my nose, but not at the same time.
  • DaGsGirl
    DaGsGirl Posts: 194
    I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    •I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
    •my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
    •I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
    •I can drink you under the table
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    •I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
    •my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
    •I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
    •I can drink you under the table

    is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    •I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
    •my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
    •I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
    •I can drink you under the table

    is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)

    Yup! :)
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    I can go the whole day on MFP without talking about TOM, or using "bacon" as a joke.
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol

    This line is the cure for an empty inbox.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    on second thoughts lol
  • HappyMarisol
    HappyMarisol Posts: 14
    My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

    At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

    LOL!

    I have a very long tongue, like the guy from KISS ....but for some odd reason I cannot touch my nose, even though it passes my chin :tongue:
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I can burp the ABC's.

    I can make my eyeballzzz go in seperate directions
    ******************
  • aimelee
    aimelee Posts: 216 Member
    my elbows bend FREAKISHLY far in the opposite direction. it genuinely grosses people out.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


    I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.
  • sweettthings
    sweettthings Posts: 157 Member
    I can write my name upside down and backwards, using only numerals.
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    I cant do any of this =/
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    I can roll my tongue, wiggle my eyebrows and ears
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


    I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

    *evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


    I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

    *evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?
    Just the one :wink:
  • Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer
    Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer Posts: 304 Member
    I can name every US President backwards and forwards.
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    I can name every US President backwards and forwards.
    dang...you can be the next president...at least you're smarter than them :P
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