Things you shouldn't say...
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So, I tip based on the bill AFTER the groupon, right?
Things not to say in an old folks' home.
Urgh, what's that smell?
Things not to say at a funeral;0 -
Things not to say at a funeral;
He looks better with make-up on.
Things you shouldn't say to the mob.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to the mob.
Say hello to my little friend!
Things not to say while your wife is in labor.0 -
It doesn't hurt THAT bad!
Things not to say to your mother.0 -
Sooooo.....about that will....
Things not to say while being arrested....0 -
yes... glad he didnt check my other pocket!!!
Things not to say to a car salesman while checking out a car...0 -
"So hypothetically, how many people can the trunk hold?"yes... glad he didnt check my other pocket!!!
Things not to say to a car salesman while checking out a car...
Things not to say at the gyno office.0 -
"So hypothetically, how many people can the trunk hold?"
Things not to say at the gyno office.
Is that the biggest you got?
Things not to say to a Hells Angel0 -
Goodness I love me some mini cooper... who needs a flippin mototcycle...
Things not to say to a swordsmen...0 -
Things not to say to a swordsmen...
Come on, ya pansy!
(anyone get the reference?)
Things not to say in a rehab clinic0 -
Woohoo!!! we are all doing great, shots on me at the end of the week!!
good job, good job!!!
Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...0 -
What do you mean you're pregnant?Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...
Things not to say to a nurse...0 -
Are you sure you spelled that med right, my moms a nurse and said they all arent as good as her...
things you should say to a lifeguard...0 -
So, not quite smart enough for the entire school huh?
Things not to say to an Infantry man0 -
Can i talk to a doctor instead, you dont know anything.
Things you shouldnt say to the IRS auditor.0 -
I haven't filed my taxes in 5 years, is that a problem?
Things you shouldn't say to a proud pet owner.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to a proud pet owner.
How long have you two been together?
Things you shouldn't say to your parole officer?0 -
I really don't know what I did last night.....or why I woke up in another town.
Things you shouldn't say on a first date....0 -
Things you shouldn't say on a first date....
I gotta be home early. My wife get's back from Anger Management Class at 10pm.
Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?0 -
i didn't see this classic...
...when about to get into a pool or hot tub following others who are already in it...
TO friend/spouse: "how's the diarrhea?"0 -
Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?
Dibs on the little blonde one.
Things you shouldn't say in prison0 -
Hey man, you dropped that soap. I'll get it for you.
Things not to say to a rock band drummer0 -
Hi, my name is Ben Dover.
Things you shouldn't say to a judge.0 -
Hi, my name is Ben Dover.
Things you shouldn't say to a judge.
Can I still plead not quilty even if I did do it?
Things you shouldnt say to the mechanic working on your car0 -
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Things you shouldn't say to a judge.
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You get me off, I get you off.
Things you should never say at a Weight Watchers Meeting.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to a judge--
I'll scratch your back, if you'll scratch mine (as she hands him an envelope full of cash).
I just have to do this one--
Things you shouldn't say to your wife/girl friend, EVER--
Man! You're such a b***h! Is it your T.O.M.?0 -
Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)
Things you should never say to a neighbor0 -
Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)
Things you should never say to a neighbor
I'm sorry but I dropped my binoclulars outside your daughters window...can I have them back...
things you shouldn't say to you mother-in-law.0 -
I'm sorry but I dropped my binoclulars outside your daughters window...can I have them back...
things you shouldn't say to you mother-in-law.
It's not a retirement home.
things you shouldn't say to your obgyn?0 -
i shaved just for you!
things you shouldn't say at band practice.0
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