Lamest pick-up lines EVER!!..

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  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?
  • Nikki143
    Nikki143 Posts: 491 Member
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    :laugh:
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    I must say, I ahve said that ONCE! and I got the WRONG number!! Ohhh, hahaha, I must laugh!!:laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: AGARLITS!!!!! You're killing me, Smalls!!!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    :laugh:
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    I must say, I ahve said that ONCE! and I got the WRONG number!! Ohhh, hahaha, I must laugh!!:laugh:


    :laugh: I have never in my life used a pick up line :laugh: I've heard a few, but I just can't be that cheesey!!! :laugh:
  • LittleSpy
    LittleSpy Posts: 6,754 Member
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    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    Haha, this one's one of my favorites.

    Last night at the convenience store (I know, classy, right?) some guy just stood there staring at me & then said "Hey girl, can I call you tonight?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I mean, it was already 10pm on a Monday night, what freakin' time was he planning on calling?! Yeesh.

    (by the way, my answer was simply "No." :laugh: )
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?

    :laugh: No, no, no.....that's horrible!! :laugh: Surely noone has ever REALLY said this! :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    Haha, this one's one of my favorites.

    Last night at the convenience store (I know, classy, right?) some guy just stood there staring at me & then said "Hey girl, can I call you tonight?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I mean, it was already 10pm on a Monday night, what freakin' time was he planning on calling?! Yeesh.

    (by the way, my answer was simply "No." :laugh: )


    :laugh: Some guys are so pathetic!!! do they really think someone is just going to say, "YES!! Yes!!! A thousand times YES"!!! SHEESH!!! Poor guy... you probably broke his heart into a thousand peices! :brokenheart: :laugh:
  • tmperez79
    tmperez79 Posts: 3
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    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. That was super uber lame.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. That was super uber lame.


    :noway: :sick:
  • Meghan0129
    Meghan0129 Posts: 1,308 Member
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    I havenothing to contribute but this topic is awesome.
  • 34at35
    34at35 Posts: 318
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    As a representative of your parents' generation I must contribute this classic from the 70's:

    If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
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    "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

    "I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

    "I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"

    Lol, more classics!
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Do you have a mini me inside you? Do you want one? -mini me in Goldmember
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
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    "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

    "I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"

    Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    this is totally tacky, but a friend of mine and me were discussing a similar topic and he told me this one....


    "Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd like to tap that *kitten*".... Totally TACKY!!! :sick:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Coffee? Tea? Me?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

    "I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"

    Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:


    LOL.....oh, that's sad :laugh:

    That would totally stink!!! one sat. a month?!!! Sorry...I just can't get past that!!!...:sad: My hubby and I like our lovin' a lot more often than that....

    My hubby will come up and say, "Brown Chicken Brown Cow".... he thinks he's funnier than he is :laugh: :laugh:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

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