Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes

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maab_connor
maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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this is going on on FB and it's way too much fun not to totally rip off their idea and bring it here for Friday shenanigans.

i will start:

Yo mama so dumb, she brought her mail to take the OWLs.

and.... go!
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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so ugly, she turned the basilisk to stone
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    *snort... Oh Maab... lol
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
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    Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    Yo mama so fat she got sorted into Waffle House.
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    Yo mama so dumb she thought Hogwart's was an STD.
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    Yo momma so ugly they mistook her for a troll in the dungeon.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so crazy she makes Bellatrix look like the poster child for sanity
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Gringotts Bank and the goblins gave her an employment application.
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
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    Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Gringotts Bank and the goblins gave her an employment application.

    HA! :laugh:
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
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    Yo mama so fat, her Boggart is a salad.
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    Yo mama so fat, her Boggart is a salad.

    LMAO!
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
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    Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
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    yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.

    Damn!! you beat me too it.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.

    Damn!! you beat me too it.

    i think three of us hit reply on that one at once. LOL
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.

    Damn!! you beat me too it.

    LOL oops sorry.. great minds think alike!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so dumb, the confundus charm won't work on her

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