My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She kept insisting she was related to the Kardashians1
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He told me he thinks he's in love with a mermaid1
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told me she thinks she's NOT "part of your world"0
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His pet cockroaches broke out of their circus and started to protest for better wages and living conditions.0
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He refused to leave the restaurant until I came up with a rhyme for "orange"--and insisted "sporange" didn't count.0
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She got a better offer and left me to pay the check.0
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She realized she was way out of my league.0
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Until he got tired of my endless talk about my multi level marketing scheme.0
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He insisted parachute pants were formal attire0
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He insisted taking me on a climbing date on Mt Everest... to retrieve his frozen ferret.happimess1 wrote: »it was you who wanted me to come up with a rhyme for vulva and i couldnt
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@happimess1 showed up and stole my date1
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ѕнe woυlnт leт мe тoυcн нer ғaυх leaтнer jacĸeт lol0
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He kept sneezing I was beginning to think he was allergic to me0
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Snot flew out of her nose.1
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The baseball bat came between us0
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He suggested we go to a batting cage to practice0
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The medicine stopped working1
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