My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • metsjmitchell
    metsjmitchell Posts: 668 Member
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    She kept insisting she was related to the Kardashians :)
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    He told me he thinks he's in love with a mermaid
  • metsjmitchell
    metsjmitchell Posts: 668 Member
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    told me she thinks she's NOT "part of your world"
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    His pet cockroaches broke out of their circus and started to protest for better wages and living conditions.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    He refused to leave the restaurant until I came up with a rhyme for "orange"--and insisted "sporange" didn't count.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She got a better offer and left me to pay the check.
  • dervari
    dervari Posts: 805 Member
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    She realized she was way out of my league.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Until he got tired of my endless talk about my multi level marketing scheme.
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
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    He insisted parachute pants were formal attire
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    He insisted taking me on a climbing date on Mt Everest... to retrieve his frozen ferret.

    happimess1 wrote: »
    it was you who wanted me to come up with a rhyme for vulva and i couldnt

    I didn't ask you to write it into the sonnet!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @happimess1 showed up and stole my date :/
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    ѕнe woυlnт leт мe тoυcн нer ғaυх leaтнer jacĸeт lol
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He kept sneezing I was beginning to think he was allergic to me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Snot flew out of her nose.
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    The baseball bat came between us
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He suggested we go to a batting cage to practice
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    The medicine stopped working

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