Fess Up Dog Lovers

corsayre8

I really try not to, but my Aussie is super sneaky :-(

Hawkeye_74

My dogs are trained only to lick me on my chin. But sometimes when I fall alseep on the floor, I get ambused by both of the big dogs. When my doberman gets a big drink of water and ambushes me, I no longer need a shower. I love my boys.

LMT2012

Mine only ever go for an ear nibble. If I beg

LisaBeateith2012

I don't initiate it; but occasionally she catches me off guard.

THIS!! LMAO! Hahahaha! ))

2stepscloser

Nope, but sometimes they catch me by surprise

iLoveMyPitbull1225

I let my dog do it, it doesn't bother me. What I think is funny is that my boyfriend doesn't allow it, and Rocco tries to sneak kisses when he thinks BF isn't paying attention/he thinks he can get away with it. He wants to kiss him so bad just because he isn't allowed.

stitchtastic

I wouldnt let my westie lick my face like that!I've seen where he licks himself,and i dont want to share that,thankyou!Lol :sick:

MaydayParadeGirl

You guys are pansies. Dogs mouths are no worse than any human, but you have no problem sticking your tongue down your partners throat. My dog licks my face all the time.

I saw an TV episode that collected saliva from dogs and humans, and after some time in a Petri dish, they confirmed that the bacteria profile weren't that different.

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

InnerConflict

You guys are pansies. Dogs mouths are no worse than any human, but you have no problem sticking your tongue down your partners throat. My dog licks my face all the time.

I saw an TV episode that collected saliva from dogs and humans, and after some time in a Petri dish, they confirmed that the bacteria profile weren't that different.

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

Not inviting you to my party! :noway:

DalekBrittany

umm, hi.

Aww this is too cute! lol.

mank32

Dogs, being pack animals, lick the face of the alpha to show submission to him or her. A dog licking your face is him or her acknowledging your alpha role.

mine will go for my chin on her own when she's excited to see me show up. when we are out for a run and i'm putting her on or off the leash (or otherwise commanding obedience) i will MAKE her kiss my chin, even if she doesn't want to.

MaydayParadeGirl

Dogs, being pack animals, lick the face of the alpha to show submission to him or her. A dog licking your face is him or her acknowledging your alpha role.

Are you sure. Cuz, mine acts like she thinks she's the alpha. But, then I tell her to sit down and eventually she does.

My sister told me that she read somewhere that if you lick a dog whose in the process of licking you it confuses them because they're trying to tell you taht you're the alpha and if you lick them then you're telling them teh same thing...I wasn't really listening I was trying to figure out who decided that licking their dog was a fun idea..

CallMeCupcakeDammit

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

I'd let someone shove their tongue down my throat.

MaydayParadeGirl

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

I'd let someone shove their tongue down my throat.

Great so you're one of the people this person assumed about. Have fun with that. I hear having mono is just BUCKETS of fun

InnerConflict

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

I'd let someone shove their tongue down my throat.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

You're assuming that we all let someone shove their tongue down our throats....not to mention as someone else pointed out...our dogs are eating things they ought not be eating. You don't know when they tested that dogs saliva, what they had been eating, what they had been lickign with their tongue, and the same goes for the person they tested. Had that person brushed their teeth that day? Did they eat something out of the normal? You don't know all the factors and I'm sorry but my dog eats cat **** out of the cat box so no...I'm not letting her tongue in my mouth, but I'm not letting some stranger persons tongue in my mouth either sooooooo...

I'd let someone shove their tongue down my throat.

Great so you're one of the people this person assumed about. Have fun with that. I hear having mono is just BUCKETS of fun

He did say partner, not just anyone, but at this point, yeah, I'd probably let anyone. I could use the sick leave!

1shauna1

Yes my dogs give me kisses on the mouth. I don't let them do it right after they lick their butts! lol but I love them so much; doggy kisses are cute!

1shauna1

I tell you what (Hank Hill voice), I'd much rather put up with a little dog slobber than let a snot-nosed little child come anywhere NEAR me when they're dirty, drooly and seven kinds of sticky.

Dogs > children!!

I agree! And for me, they are my furkids. It's not like a marathon but they'll give me kisses and I like it!

Casstevens133

I have 3 dogs and I don't let them lick my face (although I have been caught out many times lol). But - they are my babies ... Just not human ones

InnerConflict

Yes my dogs give me kisses on the mouth. I don't let them do it right after they lick their butts! lol but I love them so much; doggy kisses are cute!

Do you have their butts on hidden cam? lol What if they enter the room and want to kiss you? How do you know they weren't cleaning their poopy butt a minute or two before?

HealthyBodySickMind

In for puppy smooches.

vikingchix

I have to laugh!

Every day.....and I love every minute!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

MaydayParadeGirl

this honestly just creeped me out a little...i mean i'm sure it's supposed to be like 'aww' or whatever but it's just creepy...

CallMeCupcakeDammit

this honestly just creeped me out a little...i mean i'm sure it's supposed to be like 'aww' or whatever but it's just creepy...

That's what I thought, too! In the same way as the sloth and kitty gif is creepy.

kmartinixx

I don't mind the odd lick to my chin or jaw, but on the lips is too far! That tongue finds its way to her butt frequently! I can wash my face, but I risk ingesting any dog drool on my mouth. Then again, they say that dogs have cleaner mouths than we do...

they actually don't pretty sure myth busters went and debunked that. they create more saliva but they don't really have a cleaner mouth

Need to look up that myth busters episode to send to my FIL. It won't go over well, but he doesn't like me anyway so WTF.

I'm pretty sure that's what my cousins husband told me. I might have to do further research now too...But I mean come on...if the vets recommend you brush your dogs teeth it can't be THAT clean..there's a reason people invented the toothbrush and toothpaste, because OUR mouths weren't as clean as we thought. If you need to clean something, and you don't, it's not clean enough to be shoving it's tongue all kinds of all over your face

I saw it on Dr. Oz! But I'm sure it's on Myth Busters, too!

PlayerHatinDogooder

Totally.

I've kissed WAY dirtier women.

LuckyFur

Totally.

I've kissed WAY dirtier women.

And as a woman I've put WAY dirtier things in my mouth.

odusgolp

I initiate. She turns me down.

calibriintx

umm, hi.

I'm not even a dog person, and I'd totally let that pup give me kisses.