Confess...
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shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »I just farted
You have French Roast coffee this morning, with a hint of sweet cream?
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I confess...I didn't do it...what???.what?stop looking at me like that...I didn't do it honestly..
oh ok...maybe i did it a bit.....maybe i did it a lot.....all right ..I did it
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Every once in a while I'll put some towels down on the floor and turn the shower on then just lay down in the dark and listen to the sound.0
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I hate myself most of the time but over compensate by being a narcissist in public in private I cry myself to sleep holding the teddy bear from my childhood because its the only friend that has ever truly loved me unconditionally
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This is really sad honey.....hugsDylanThomas2 wrote: »I hate myself most of the time but over compensate by being a narcissist in public in private I cry myself to sleep holding the teddy bear from my childhood because its the only friend that has ever truly loved me unconditionally
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I prefer to walk at night and pretend its the apocalypse and there's no one left to judge the wheezing. (Asthma and out of shape is a bad combo..)0
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My thong is so far up my *kitten* right now it hurts0
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I like to pretend I'm a prince of the Maroon people in Jamaica.0
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I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
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I ate more than double my calories yesterday, and the worst part is that I knew I was doing it and still didn't stop myself. Tracked it all and am back on track today though.0
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determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?0 -
I haven't had sex since Feb 2014
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blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring 0 -
determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"0 -
blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice 0 -
determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice
Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?0 -
Its been made...it was a flop....a real stinker 0
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blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice
Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?
I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Its been made...it was a flop....a real stinker
haha! love what you did there! 0 -
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I like the skin on custard.0
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determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice
Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?
I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!
i confess ......to imagining myself underneath0 -
determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »I confess I laughed way too much at this picture
reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao
Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring
Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice
Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?
I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!
Only if there is a fart sex scene.
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well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down 0
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I confess I'm thinking way to much into this fart movie 0
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determined_ella wrote: » well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down
can he have sex with his own fart?0 -
do you think he's a grower or a shower...lolz. only one way to find out
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blueyellowhorse wrote: »determined_ella wrote: » well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down
can he have sex with his own fart?
haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol0
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