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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


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    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


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    :love: :joy:

    i confess ......to imagining myself underneath

    I confess I agree with her completely!
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:

    FARTQUAKE!!!!! haha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess to ............geez I don't think there's enough room to type it... >:)
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:

    FARTQUAKE!!!!! haha

    lmfao!! :joy:
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  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    I met a woman on vacation. She was nice, her hub and kid and my hub and I all hung out together for a couple of days... we exchanged contact info and now she messages me every day - several times and she wants to send me presents from her home town. It's getting a little weird.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    I confess, I'm afraid to install Kik again. That thing is pure evil.
    Sook...man up :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p


    Yes agreed...all my lady parts appreciate this gif this morning >:)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p


    Yes agreed...all my lady parts appreciate this gif this morning >:)

    :joy: have a great day! no doubt it is a picture you will think about at all the most awkward situations in the day.. like when you are having a conversation over tea etc... and the image is just there.. once it has been seen there is no unseeing it! :naughty:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

    enquiring minds want to know ;)

  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    I met a woman on vacation. She was nice, her hub and kid and my hub and I all hung out together for a couple of days... we exchanged contact info and now she messages me every day - several times and she wants to send me presents from her home town. It's getting a little weird.

    I think she might have a little crush on you...
    I confess, I'm afraid to install Kik again. That thing is pure evil.

    But you blocked me? I don't think it can be that bad when I'm blocked...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

    enquiring minds want to know ;)

    Hmmmm....

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I think...I still like Swiss cheese over most cheeses. Not that I have a great deal of cheese experience. However, from all the cheeses I have tried, in general, Swiss (good Swiss) has been the best. Especially for fondue.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(

    where and what happened to him!? :open_mouth: do you know?
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    I'm a geek, a big fan of star wars, I do martial arts and love MMA. And I love hershey's cookies and creme
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(

    where and what happened to him!? :open_mouth: do you know?
    mfp canned him...guess those pics were too hot :'(

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(

    where and what happened to him!? :open_mouth: do you know?
    mfp canned him...guess those pics were too hot :'(

    :scream: NOOOO!!!!!! 0_o they can't! why would they! I've seen worse pictures on here of women practically naked! :anguished: gutted :( does that mean he is banned IP address? or just his username?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Warrant is still a favorite band of mine.

    https://youtu.be/uNoJ9YHtqq0
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(

    where and what happened to him!? :open_mouth: do you know?
    mfp canned him...guess those pics were too hot :'(

    :scream: NOOOO!!!!!! 0_o they can't! why would they! I've seen worse pictures on here of women practically naked! :anguished: gutted :( does that mean he is banned IP address? or just his username?
    I don't know.....he will be back ..im sure lol


  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    I confess, I'm afraid to install Kik again. That thing is pure evil.

    I wish I had never heard of it... :/
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Warrant is still a favorite band of mine.

    https://youtu.be/uNoJ9YHtqq0

    never heard of the.... :)

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I confess, I am having a big hair 80's revival. These song got me and our band popular in High School.

    https://youtu.be/F-nyeiKk35M
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