Favorite Joke..... punchline only

skahtboi

"What do you know, a talking dog"

FatOldBat

A pig like that, you eat slow.

bitxbit

Kix are for Trids!

skahtboi

"The aristocrats."

RunTimer

'Rectum?..it damn near killed him!'

ladykate26

*whispers* sorry, can I have a Big Mac and coke please

RunTimer

"Better Nate than lever!."

bitxbit

Well, I've not been to that bar, but my Sister has!

FatOldBat

In hindsight, I think I went wrong when I asked for a big orange head.

Sparky_1113

50 bucks father, just like downtown.

kbwilson76

"But you f@#$ one goat?"

cblue315

But we already have 72 Popes and we've never seen a lawyer before.

yellowantphil

“Sir, may I ask nine questions?”

Sparky_1113

No, I a frayed knot.

bitxbit

People who live in grass houses
shouldn't stow thrones!

carlyp79

Stop throwing the skin out the window, it's choking the ducks.

TrailBlazzinMN

Deez Nuts!!

mhiggi02

And that is why midgets never wear diapers!

verptwerp

..... a fly's teeny weenie !