Calvin and Hobbes...
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I want to know how Calvin changed his font in speech...4
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It snowed last night. Highways are closed around here, but school buses are still running.
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I've heard people need to be careful of the Ouija Board lest they contact dark spirits... I'm sure Hobbes would keep Calvin safe but still...3
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Heh... Clearly, the great Ouija Board has a sense of humour...6
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I'm not sure whether an Ouija Board is a good substitute for a computer...3
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What? No chewing tobacco?? The indignity!!6
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Calvinzilla!! Run for your life!!8
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I don't know if anyone has posted this, but I thought it was cute.
The title is Creative Smowmen That Would Make Calvin & Hobbes Proud
http://themindcircle.com/creative-snowman-ideas/3 -
I don't know if anyone has posted this, but I thought it was cute.
The title is Creative Smowmen That Would Make Calvin & Hobbes Proud
http://themindcircle.com/creative-snowman-ideas/
I saw those on Facebook but it hasn't been added to this thread before. 2 -
Thank you for the link to the snowmen!1
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Unless it's the ghost librarian from Ghostbusters. Her fine is slime. Mind you, I'm talking the original Ghostbusters. I haven't seen the redux version and I'm unlikely to do so. Political correctness offends me.4
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Unless it's the ghost librarian from Ghostbusters. Her fine is slime. Mind you, I'm talking the original Ghostbusters. I haven't seen the redux version and I'm unlikely to do so. Political correctness offends me.
I run a science library and keep this on the wall above the copier.5 -
The sneeze goes out your ears...3
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A Letter from Santa
by Bill Watterson (from There's Treasure Everywhere)
My hands were all shaky,
my face had gone pale.
A letter from santa
just arrived in the mail!
It was hand written
in old fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
and dated twelve ten.
"Dear Calvin," it said,
"I'm writing because
this year I've repealed
my naughty nice laws.
So now I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children
are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say 'Thank you,'
'your welcome,' or
'please.'
Talk back to your mother!
Don't do as your told!
Stick your tongue out
at your dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy,
I really don't care!
Act like a jerk,
anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules!
The BAD girls and boys
will be, from now on,
the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make
me sick, its no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa."
...And then I awoke.
I hate being good
(or trying to fake it).
Six days until Christmas!
I don't think I'll make it.3 -
A Letter from Santa
by Bill Watterson (from There's Treasure Everywhere)
My hands were all shaky,
my face had gone pale.
A letter from santa
just arrived in the mail!
It was hand written
in old fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
and dated twelve ten.
"Dear Calvin," it said,
"I'm writing because
this year I've repealed
my naughty nice laws.
So now I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children
are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say 'Thank you,'
'your welcome,' or
'please.'
Talk back to your mother!
Don't do as your told!
Stick your tongue out
at your dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy,
I really don't care!
Act like a jerk,
anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules!
The BAD girls and boys
will be, from now on,
the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make
me sick, its no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa."
...And then I awoke.
I hate being good
(or trying to fake it).
Six days until Christmas!
I don't think I'll make it.
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Making gifts shows you care, right?3
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This is from reddit but I thought I'd share it one here. All credit goes to u/samuraitiger19
In the final moments of his life. Calvin has one last talk with Hobbes.
"Calvin? Calvin, sweetheart?"
In the darkness Calvin heard the sound of Susie, his wife of fifty-three years. Calvin struggled to open his eyes. God, he was so tired and it took so much strength. Slowly, light replaced the darkness, and soon vision followed. At the foot of his bed stood his wife. Calvin wet his dry lips and spoke hoarsely, "Did... did you.... find him?"
"Yes dear," Susie said smiling sadly, "He was in the attic."
Susie reached into her big purse and brought out a soft, old, orange tiger doll. Calvin could not help but laugh. It had been so long. Too long.
"I washed him for you," Susie said, her voice cracking a little as she laid the stuffed tiger next to her husband.
"Thank you, Susie." Calvin said.
A few moments passed as Calvin just laid on his hospital bed, his head turned to the side, staring at the old toy with nostalgia.
"Dear," Calvin said finally. "Would you mind leaving me alone with Hobbes for a while? I would like to catch up with him."
"All right," Susie said. "I'll get something to eat in the cafeteria. I'll be back soon."
Susie kissed her huband on the forehead and turned to leave. With sudden but gentle strength Calvin stopped her. Lovingly he pulled his wife in and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. "I love you," he said.
"And I love you," said Susie.
Susie turned and left. Calvin saw tears streaming from her face as she went out the door.
Calvin then turned to face his oldest and dearest friend. "Hello Hobbes. It's been a long time hasn't it old pal?"
Hobbes was no longer a stuffed doll but the big furry old tiger Calvin had always remembered. "It sure has, Calvin." said Hobbes.
"You... haven't changed a bit." Calvin smiled.
"You've changed a lot." Hobbes said sadly.
Calvin laughed, "Really? I haven't noticed at all."
There was a long pause. The sound of a clock ticking away the seconds rang throughout the sterile hospital room.
"So... you married Susie Derkins." Hobbes said, finally smiling. "I knew you always like her."
"Shut up!" Calvin said, his smile bigger than ever.
"Tell me everything I missed. I'd love to hear what you've been up to!" Hobbes said, excited.
And so Calvin told him everything. He told him about how he and Susie fell in love in high school and had married after graduating from college, about his three kids and four grandkids, how he turned Spaceman Spiff into one of the most popular sci-fi novels of the decade, and so on. After he told Hobbes all this there was another pregnant pause.
"You know... I visited you in the attic a bunch of times." Calvin said.
"I know."
"But I couldn't see you. All I saw was a stuffed animal." Calvin voice was breaking and tears of regret started welling up in his eyes.
"You grew up old buddy." said Hobbes.
Calvin broke down and sobbed, hugging his best friend. "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry I broke my promise! I promised I wouldn't grow up and that we'd be together forever!!"
Hobbes stroke the Calvin's hair, or what little was left of it. "But you didn't."
"What do you mean?"
"We were always together... in our dreams."
"We were?"
"We were."
"Hobbes?"
"Yeah, old buddy?"
"I'm so glad I got to see you like this... one last time..."
"Me too, Calvin. Me too."
"Sweetheart?" Susie voice came from outside the door.
"Yes dear?" Calvin replied.
"Can I come in?" Susie asked.
"Just a minute."
Calvin turned to face Hobbes one last time. "Goodbye Hobbes. Thanks... for everything..."
"No, thank you Calvin." Hobbes said.
Calvin turned back to the door and said, "You can come in now."
Susie came in and said, "Look who's come to visit you."
Calvin's children and grandchildren followed Susie into Calvin's room. The youngest grandchild ran past the rest of them and hugged Calvin in a hard, excited hug. "Grandpa!!" screamed the child in delight.
"Francis!" cried Calvin's daughter, "Be gentle with your grandfather."
Calvin's daughter turned to her dad. "I'm sorry, Daddy. Francis never seems to behave these days. He just runs around making a mess and coming up with strange stories."
Calvin laughed and said, "Well now! That sound just like me when I was his age."
Calvin and his family chatted some more until a nurse said, "Sorry, but visiting hours are almost up."
Calvin's beloved family said good bye and promised to visit tommorrow. As they turned to leave Calvin said, "Francis. Come here for a second."
Francis came over to his grandfather's side, "What is it Gramps?"
Calvin reached over to the stuffed tiger on his bedside and and held him out shakily to his grandson, who looked exactly as he did so many years ago. "This is Hobbes. He was my best friend when I was your age. I want you to have him."
"He's just a stuffed tiger." Francis said, eyebrows raised.
Calvin laughed, "Well, let me tell you a secret."
Francis leaned closer to Clavin. Calvin whispered, "If you catch him in a tiger trap using a tuna sandwich as bait he will turn into a real tiger."
Francis gasped in delighted awe. Calvin continued, "Not only that he will be your best friend forever."
"Wow! Thanks grandpa!" Francis said, hugging his grandpa tightly again.
"Francis! We need to go now!" Calvin's daughter called.
"Okay!" Francis shouted back.
"Take good care of him." Calvin said.
"I will." Francis said before running off after the rest of the family.
Calvin laid on his back and stared at the ceiling. The time to go was close. He could feel it in his soul. Calvin tried to remember a quote he read in a book once. It said something about death being the next great adventure or something like that. He eyelids grew heavy and his breathing slowed. As he went deeper into his final sleep he heard Hobbes, as if he was right next to him at his bedside. "I'll take care of him, Calvin..."
Calvin took his first step toward one more adventure and breathed his last with a grin on his face.
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LegacyLion wrote: »This is from reddit but I thought I'd share it one here. All credit goes to u/samuraitiger19
It's been posted on the thread a couple of times, LegacyLion. Thank you, regardless. 1 -
I wish I had a bigger allowance...4
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Dear readers,
I am taking a road trip starting tomorrow so I might not have internet access. If I do, I shall update the thread. Otherwise, merry Christmas and see you on the other side.
UncleMac
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Have a wonderful holiday and thank you for the daily3
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