Best saying your mom ever said to you

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  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    I'm a preacher's daughter. She showed me thru actions more than she ever told me. This was always taught to me thru her actions ALWAYS:

    Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast;
    it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way;
    it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth.
    Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends.

    I only hope I can show this to others 1/2 as well as my mom does.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    "Change your attitude before I change your altitude." She still says this. Lol, love my mommy.
  • Newnameishardtofind
    Newnameishardtofind Posts: 867 Member
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    Wait till your father gets home!
  • tropicaltiger
    tropicaltiger Posts: 254
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    one day you children are going to do this-and my mom was right my 10 year she is just like me lol just finish all your food all the people world are starving and you want to waist food
  • iRun_Butterfly
    iRun_Butterfly Posts: 483 Member
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    "You know where to find sympathy honey...in the dictionary between *kitten* and syphilis"

    Always said with humor of course...passed down from her mom!
  • ebonyroche
    ebonyroche Posts: 675 Member
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    what's done in the dark, always comes to light. so true
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Oh you "want"? Well shyt in one hand and want in the other, see which one gets filled first.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    "Your name automatically changes when you get married!" after I corrected her call me by my husband's surname (which is NOT my surname) for the 900th time. SHE WAS TOTALLY SERIOUS. Now she says it a lot, partly self mocking, partly out of sheer lunacy.
  • naomijuliette96
    naomijuliette96 Posts: 153 Member
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    "Aww, you don't like it? Did you get a f**king menu??" oh mom, so soft spoken gentle-natured..
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
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    You are so full of sh-t your eyes are brown.
    You are cruising for a bruising

    Haha I love my mom
  • naomijuliette96
    naomijuliette96 Posts: 153 Member
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    "I didn't give the wrong answer, you asked the wrong question!"
  • sdbeachbum
    sdbeachbum Posts: 664 Member
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    When I asked her if I could get my tongue pierced way too young. "The only way you're getting your tongue pierced is if you get both your nips and **** pierced too"


    It worked… I waited at least
  • meb0407
    meb0407 Posts: 492
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    My mom's all time favorite quote: "If you can't say something nice, shut-up!"
    It was a misquote from Bambi, but still so true! I love my mom....
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I always wanted to wrestle around and try to annoy my mom and smack her ,so in a sing song-y voice she'd always say "somebody's gonna end up crying and it ain't gonna be meeeeee!" cause she knew I'd keep poking till I ended up going "OWWWW THAT HURT!" lol I was a *kitten*.

    Also, "nothing good happens after midnight" when I would want to stay out past curfew.
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
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    My mom had a lot of terrible sayings I wouldn't care to repeat, but I like to tell my boys when they don't want to do things that are hard, or eat something new, I tell them it'll put hair on their chest.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    Birds of a feather flock together (regarding my choice in friends)

    Treat people how you want to be treated
  • AusAshMommy
    AusAshMommy Posts: 845 Member
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    She always has had 2 common sayings:

    1. "You leave my house hungry, it's your own damn fault"
    2. "Short Term Inconvenience, Long Term Convenience" - this was used a lot during Grad school!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    When I was acting a fool and about to get spanked as a child:

    "Girl, you betta DRY. IT. UP." (usually while snapping her fingers at me.)

    Southern mamas don't play.
  • anotherplayer
    anotherplayer Posts: 64
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    "DONT EFF UF!"
  • xkimberlee007
    xkimberlee007 Posts: 44 Member
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    "I love you but I don't like you right now"
    I wouldn't like me either if I had to raise me! Haha

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