Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

QuiznatoddBidness

You can't spell Abbaye du Mont des Cats without "you" and "me" baby.

Never failed me.

mmmmcupcake_

If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be called the McGorgeous

mattyc772014

Lets play titanic when i say iceberg you go down.

mattyc772014

@mmmmcupcake_‌ I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ You better do me like a snow storm! I want 8-10 inches, I better not be able to leave the house for 3 days.

mattyc772014

@mmmmcupcake_‌ Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

mattyc772014

@mmmmcupcake_‌ Hey, can you help me put this sofa in my van? lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is that a Doggy your holding or are you just happy to see me?

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ I'm not feeling so good, think I need some penis-cilin

mattyc772014

@FabulousFantasticFifty‌ The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to New Jersey.

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ I'm going to ride your face like a rocking horse

mattyc772014

@mmmmcupcake_‌ “If уоur rіght lеg wаѕ Chrіѕtmаѕ аnd уоur lеft Eаѕtеr, соuld I ѕреnd ѕоmе tіmе uр bеtwееn thе hоlіdауѕ?”

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ I'm no geologist, but you look like you enjoy anal sex

mmmmcupcake_

I can't say a n a l apparently

Vegas_Don

wassup buttercup? can you grab my keys out of my pocket? my hands are full.