Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

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joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

January 2015

Hi I'm josh... I can totally see myself in you

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theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member

January 2015

him:You remind of my first wife.
me: How many times you been married?
him: I ve never been married.

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Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member

January 2015

lll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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GoGoGo_Girl Posts: 127 Member

January 2015

^ Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes...

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joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

January 2015

If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

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joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

January 2015

fierceforties3 wrote: »

Smile if you want to sleep with me

Smiles like a kid on Christmas morning! Lmao

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gino715 Posts: 169 Member

January 2015

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member

January 2015

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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gino715 Posts: 169 Member

January 2015

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

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gino715 Posts: 169 Member

January 2015

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

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slider728 Posts: 1,494 Member

January 2015

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!

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gino715 Posts: 169 Member

January 2015

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

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Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

January 2015

I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me?

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TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member

January 2015

if you were a shin, I'd bang you on my coffee table...too much?

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DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member

January 2015

I think this coat migth be a perfect match for the floor in my bedroom. Wanna come and check?

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joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

January 2015 edited January 2015

Girl give me the chance I'd stand you on your head and eat you like a 10cent ice cream cone!

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Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

January 2015

Do I know you? Cuz you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

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SithRN Posts: 32 Member

January 2015

Does this smell like chloroform?

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JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member

January 2015

You need a spot in the squat rack?

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JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member

January 2015

Can you participate in this study?

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Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member

January 2015

This is NOT intended for the guy about me!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member

January 2015 edited January 2015

Are drums the only things you hit on?

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Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member

January 2015

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

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JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member

January 2015

I"ll Be Burger King, you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

January 2015

Happy Alentines day, I'll give you the V later

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