Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.
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theskinnyonme wrote: »Nice shoes....wanna ****?
Dance?0 -
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Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?0
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*quickly exits thread*0
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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BLACKxLABEL wrote: »Can I smell your p@$$%? ...Oh, it must be your feet then.
I don't see how that would work even in a cheesy way. haha0 -
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.0
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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe
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lol loving all of the above ( don't get the feet one though lol )
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!0 -
*checks tag on back of her shirt*
Excuse me, I just wanted to confirm that you were indeed made in Heaven ...0 -
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I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.0
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?0
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The word of the day is "legs"! Wanna get outta here and spread the word?0
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If I said you had a hot *kitten* would you hold it against me?0
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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. lol0
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Candy, little boy ??0
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Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?0
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Do you have a light?
That's it. Resulted in my son.0 -
When I look at you, I can plank with no hands0
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.0
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Did it hurt ? ..... When you fell from heaven....0
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