Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.
JeffseekingV
Posts: 3,165 Member
This might be funny to read
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Did u just come out of the oven, cuz u r hot!
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I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?0
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How you doin'?
yeah I got nothin'0 -
You come here often? *waggles eyebrows*0
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.0
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can you pick up the soap?0
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Wanna get jiggy with ****? (actually worked, hubby got me with that line)0
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Heaven didn't want you because you put angels to shame, hell didn't want you because you drove demons insane. You're stuck here on earth for all us to want. Hey, I've got a backseat in my car.
-goes back to filling out paperwork-0 -
roses are red,
violets are blue.
I suck at poetry,
but you're pretty cute.0 -
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?0
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^^ That would work lol!0
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You have any Japanese in you?0
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Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head and I'll wear you like a feed-bag?
- actually said to me at a club one night many years ago.0 -
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »^^ That would work lol!
lol I think so too! the cuteness of it would just take over the chat up line lol
I bet your last name is Jacobs....... because you’re a real cracker!0 -
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.0
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Can I spot you in the squat rack?0
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet as s.0
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I have a monster in my pocket and it wants to take a pickachu.0
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.0
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determined_ella wrote: »Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.0 -
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
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I lost my mobile number, can I have your0
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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.0
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Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!0
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Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime0
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Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?0
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Nice shoes....wanna ****?0
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