Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

JeffseekingV
JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
This might be funny to read
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  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Did u just come out of the oven, cuz u r hot! ;)
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? :wink:
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    How you doin'?

    yeah I got nothin'
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    You come here often? *waggles eyebrows*
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    can you pick up the soap? ;)
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Wanna get jiggy with ****? (actually worked, hubby got me with that line)
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Heaven didn't want you because you put angels to shame, hell didn't want you because you drove demons insane. You're stuck here on earth for all us to want. Hey, I've got a backseat in my car.


    -goes back to filling out paperwork-
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I suck at poetry,
    but you're pretty cute.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? :heart_eyes:
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    ^^ That would work lol!
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    You have any Japanese in you?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,207 Member
    Hey baby, how 'bout you wrap your legs around my head and I'll wear you like a feed-bag?



    - actually said to me at a club one night many years ago.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    ^^ That would work lol!

    lol I think so too! the cuteness of it would just take over the chat up line lol

    I bet your last name is Jacobs....... because you’re a real cracker!
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    Can I spot you in the squat rack?
  • grooszeczka
    grooszeczka Posts: 113 Member
    edited January 2015
    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet as s.
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    I have a monster in my pocket and it wants to take a pickachu.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
  • grooszeczka
    grooszeczka Posts: 113 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
    hahaha, I love this one! :smiley:

    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    I lost my mobile number, can I have your
  • grooszeczka
    grooszeczka Posts: 113 Member
    There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. ;)
  • JenNicole11
    JenNicole11 Posts: 1,834 Member
    Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
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  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    Nice shoes....wanna ****?
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