Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

mattyc772014

@FabulousFantasticFifty‌ The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to New Jersey.

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ I'm going to ride your face like a rocking horse

mattyc772014

@mmmmcupcake_‌ “If уоur rіght lеg wаѕ Chrіѕtmаѕ аnd уоur lеft Eаѕtеr, соuld I ѕреnd ѕоmе tіmе uр bеtwееn thе hоlіdауѕ?”

mmmmcupcake_

@mattyc772014‌ I'm no geologist, but you look like you enjoy anal sex

mmmmcupcake_

I can't say a n a l apparently

Vegas_Don

wassup buttercup? can you grab my keys out of my pocket? my hands are full.