Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    SwitzEngine wrote: »
    theskinnyonme wrote: »
    Nice shoes....wanna ****?

    Dance?


    takes two to tango though!? lol
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    My face is leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it.
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  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    These are hilarious!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Hey handsome...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Hi, I'm milk. I do a body good.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    If a guy asks you "have you got the time?" answer " if you got the energy"
    I'm so trying this out! lol
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  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Do you know the difference between a BJ and a cheeseburger? No?
    Do you want to go out back and get a cheeseburger??
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    fierceforties3 wrote: »
    Have you ever had a screaming orgasm? Want me to give you one?

    There was this one time at band camp but I was alone :-/
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  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    "You might as well kiss me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member


    What's your name? I'll be screaming it all night. :blush:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Do you know what I like in a girl?

    Me.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    I'm new in town ... can you give me the address to your place?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Do you come here often or should we wait until we get you home?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Can I be an M&M and melt in your mouth, not in your hands?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    By the way, I can't help but wonder how I would've reacted had ANY female EVER used one of these pickup lines on me. Ever. LOL

    Back to your regularly scheduled program ...
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Are you a fireman? Because that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Wanna play carpenter? First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    By the way, I can't help but wonder how I would've reacted had ANY female EVER used one of these pickup lines on me. Ever. LOL

    Back to your regularly scheduled program ...

    lol never known a man to turn down sex!? have you? :open_mouth: lol

    but there is quite a few women here that do the lines mainly for reaction/kicks haha

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.

    lol wow a man that is stunned! now that will be a day I would love to see!
    haha but then you will have questions and curiosity will kick in... chances are you will be enticed by it! lol :blush:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me another? lol
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