Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    I'm new in town ... can you give me the address to your place?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Do you come here often or should we wait until we get you home?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Can I be an M&M and melt in your mouth, not in your hands?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited January 2015
    By the way, I can't help but wonder how I would've reacted had ANY female EVER used one of these pickup lines on me. Ever. LOL

    Back to your regularly scheduled program ...
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Are you a fireman? Because that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Wanna play carpenter? First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    By the way, I can't help but wonder how I would've reacted had ANY female EVER used one of these pickup lines on me. Ever. LOL

    Back to your regularly scheduled program ...

    lol never known a man to turn down sex!? have you? :open_mouth: lol

    but there is quite a few women here that do the lines mainly for reaction/kicks haha

  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.

    lol wow a man that is stunned! now that will be a day I would love to see!
    haha but then you will have questions and curiosity will kick in... chances are you will be enticed by it! lol :blush:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me another? lol
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.

    lol wow a man that is stunned! now that will be a day I would love to see!
    haha but then you will have questions and curiosity will kick in... chances are you will be enticed by it! lol :blush:

    I ain't exactly the suave, slick playa these lines warrant lol.

    But yes eventually I'd probably let the other head do the thinking. Lol
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    levioliviasmom10 wrote: »
    I had a cutie pie 25 year old( I'm 40 so I was flattered ) use a cheesy line on me recently, all I could do was blush and walk away. Well, mainly because I'm married, but it was Hotttt!!!

    Work it! ;)
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    edited January 2015
    @determined_ella If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    levioliviasmom10 wrote: »
    I had a cutie pie 25 year old( I'm 40 so I was flattered ) use a cheesy line on me recently, all I could do was blush and walk away. Well, mainly because I'm married, but it was Hotttt!!!

    lol wish I could blush :confused: lol I agree it is hot when they do it in person and if there is an attraction definitely :blush:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Turn down sex? No.

    But I'm pretty sure I'd be stunned silent while I tried to process a line like that fireman one lol.

    By the time I regather end my cool, the moment would have passed lol.

    lol wow a man that is stunned! now that will be a day I would love to see!
    haha but then you will have questions and curiosity will kick in... chances are you will be enticed by it! lol :blush:

    I ain't exactly the suave, slick playa these lines warrant lol.

    But yes eventually I'd probably let the other head do the thinking. Lol

    and fine lines they are ! :blush:
    haha! love it!


    That guy over there won't leave me alone so i told him you're my boyfriend. Quick grab my a%$ and kiss me.
  • AkCyclist
    AkCyclist Posts: 1,200 Member
    How ARRRG you matey. I want yo booty.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Wanna feel my shirt? It's made of girlfriend material

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