If you could eat any animal.....

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  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
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    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
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    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?

    It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

    Yes.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?

    It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

    Yes.

    Yes, seal veal would definitely be the way to go.
  • BurchettMomOf3
    BurchettMomOf3 Posts: 1 Member
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    I have already eaten every animal that sounds appetizing enough. I have had alligator, rattlesnake, squirrel (high in fat/cholesterol), rabbit, lamb, duck (high in fat but very tasty), squid, octopus, shark, buffalo, beef, chicken, turkey, pork and all kinds of fish. The only other animal that I would come close to considering would be horse. But I would make sure that it came from a horse farm overseas, not a racehorse. Those things are pumped full of chemicals to keep them healthy and athletic. Imagine eating Lance Armstrong...lol
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
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    Bigfoot!
  • Tarantula920
    Tarantula920 Posts: 36 Member
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    I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
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    I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)

    You might be surprised. We can get it here. Never had the desire though.
  • 19Lindsay76
    19Lindsay76 Posts: 135
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    kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.

    i tried alligator before. It actually tastes really good. It is tough though.

    As far as what I would try now, snake. I always hear that it's good.
  • Quix82
    Quix82 Posts: 99 Member
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    If this includes extinct animals. BBQ'd Dodo bird.
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
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    Dinosaur

    then I can call myself "Paleo" and not be lying
  • rebbylicious
    rebbylicious Posts: 621 Member
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    Elk is very good - I have made goulash with it.
    Moose is only good burger style, otherwise its too tough.
    I always wanted to try snake :) (over an open fire)
  • M155_
    M155_ Posts: 1
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    Too much gristle!
  • EngineerPrincess
    EngineerPrincess Posts: 306 Member
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    Zebra. Then I could be like this:
    baby-simba-with-mane.jpg
    zebra_meat_plush_prop_by_bladespark-d4ihwim.jpg







    jk, its more like this:
    mlleeuwenzebra.jpg
    So I've changed my mind.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I enjoy fresh beaver
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.

    It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.

    It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:

    :( Not blonde, just slow. I think my brain is starting to rott from too much thread lurking...
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

    Pffft. That will never happen.
    It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

    :devil:

    I'm a Leo as well so.. I feel confident in my previous statement. xD


    http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/lion-meat-tacos-tampa.html
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
    Not necessarily syrup, but I do enjoy it with a nice sauce.

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