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  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
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    He was insecure
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He'd always light my drinks on fire (as I was drinking them!)
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
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    She liked flaming shots
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    kept ripping brim off baseball caps
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Didnt like my many friends and got jealous because I spent so much time chattin! ;p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Wouldnt let me wax his chest!
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    She never laughed at my jokes
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    Because she would NOT stop singing that Burl Ives song "Silver and Gold" (there's a special place in hell for Rankin and Bass for popularizing that one in '64) ... Normally, here singing around home was delightful, but for this "Silver and Gold" nightmare, she insisted on singing it in Mr. Ives voice, which was just a little creepy. It was like I was with a black-listed Communist, Masonic, crazy woman! Just had to end that... Sorry baby!
  • hannahbercegeay
    hannahbercegeay Posts: 36 Member
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    Didn't brush his teeth.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Decided she just wasnt into girls ;)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She was too popular with the boys
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
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    had too many extra girls
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
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    He thought it was normal to bring his Mama with us on a trip. Goodbye.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She was a cat person. I'm more of a dog person
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
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    he played his music at all hours of the nite
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    She didn't allow me to build a fort with her pillow collection.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Used my pillows to build a fort outside in the mud
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    I ate her pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    She ate my pizza :'(
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    And her secret ice cream stash

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