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We broke up because...
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Always hatin'0
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She wasn't into smacking0
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She smacked my a.s.s.....to infrequently0
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he didnt like back rubs0
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Always trying to rub on somebody0
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she never knew the rub0
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Showered with her clothes on0
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his dog kept biting me0
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she named the dog 'Indy'0
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You wanted cats.... lots of them..0
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she left marks0
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She wouldn't tell me the safe word0
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She kept forgetting our safe wordslimgirljo15 wrote: »She wouldn't tell me the safe word
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You told me the wrong one ...those bites and scratches still havent healed0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »You told me the wrong one ...those bites and scratches still havent healed
sorry sweetheart
She didn't like my biting0 -
She had 2 other husbands, WTF? (bonus points for cross thread humor)0
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he would keep on running with his shirt off and his 'specially-abled' goggles0
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Awww do I have to break up with you...you only just got here...
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she would keep on waiting till I'm settled down and comfy! 0
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She had 2 other husbands, WTF? (bonus points for cross thread humor)
@mhiggi02 Touche'
@arian10daddy - He didn't want to lift weights0 -
she cracked the whip...literally0
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Put cool whip in the dvd player0
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Blamed me for the cool whip in the dvd player mystery
It wasn't me..honest
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pfffttt.....the cool whip on her nose and eyebrows gave her away0
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Lol...
Grinning ..wiping cool whip off face....now how do you suppose that got there???
I was framed
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She couldn't keep up so I decided to go back to Misters
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She was a bumbass1
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Too dominant0
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