We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Hated it when I licked cracker crumbs off his











Abs

RunTimer

she insisted I tongue dry her

slimgirljo15

I didn't see the problem with that

RunTimer

her dancing

MissRheingold

he had no rhythm

RunTimer

I was a gold digger..and Miss hadn't any Gold

slimgirljo15

He ..he...he..aww dammit..I dont know..He just didn't want me

JSurita3

She stuttered..

slimgirljo15

She made fun of my speech impediment

JSurita3

Hid her impediments from me.

RunTimer

She Was Too critical

JSurita3

He had some sort of complex

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out I owned an Apartment complex rather than a Condo! She was a Snob!!!

JSurita3

She expected me to live in one of her many shabby apartments.

MisterRok

Didn't want to live in my closet

JSurita3

Insisted on hiding me in his closet.

ilovecereal1982

she lost the blue dress i brought her!!!

MisterRok

Stained my blue dress

JSurita3

Liked to wear my clothes

MzIrish

He was to weak.. Could not beat me at arm wrestling

MisterRok

That's the only kind of wrestling she was interested in

MzIrish

He didn't approve of my mud wrestling

finny11122

i was loseing way to much calories from all our all night cardio sessions

SuzyQAzureblue

I was a night person and he was a day person

JSurita3

She couldn't be both

blu_de_ville

She got annoyed by my eating habits

JSurita3

She chewed her cereal loudly.

RunTimer

Eat cereal out of the bowl but refused to use a spoon

JSurita3

Sold all the flatware

RunTimer

Bent all our spoons using her mind (some real Matrix like sh.t)