We broke up because...

Inkd_babe

Too pretty

slimgirljo15

Only room in our relationship for one sassy girl and thats me

GabriellaEstrella

she wanted to be the only girl in the relationship

kjm3579

Was into girls more than me

JSurita3

Was into other girls

LiftingRiot

She was paranoid... Always scared there were other girls

slimgirljo15

We just weren't compatible

Jerzeegirl13

Hate long distance relationships

RunTimer

She brought other girls to our bed.. (wait....what am I saying) COME BACK!

JSurita3

He was way too freaky

Building_Bulk

Wait...what? We broke up? When did this happen? Were you going to tell me? You never keep me in the loop.

Nograce80

He never listened to me or payed attention to anything other than cheesecake. We had three kids and he never even noticed I was pregnant!

JSurita3

She kept getting knocked up.

blu_de_ville

She wasn't ready for parenthood

RunTimer

Insisted on vasectomy

Nograce80

He got a vasectomy and I still got pregnant, he grew suspicious.

RunTimer

I didn't buy her virgin birth story

JSurita3

Never believed me.

RunTimer

She couldn't handle THE TRUTH

(my nickname for my 'little runtimer')

Nograce80

Turned out THE TRUTH was severely over exaggerated!

JSurita3

She Understated everything

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to Brag about her!

taco_inspector

Apparently, she enjoyed handling "The Truth", and would tell me bout it later (not as overstated as @Nograce80 would've led me to believe)

JSurita3

She was never proud of anything I did.

Nograce80

She wanted me to always stroke her ego, my hand got tired!

JSurita3

She got tired way too quickly.

MisterRok

All she wanted to do was stro... please come back to me.

Nograce80

He pined after the one that got away

RunTimer

She fought the law and the law won


(Law, another name for "little runtimer")

MisterRok

Always tried to bludgeon me with "little runtimer"